A game where you can spam E to stroke ya thang? I'm all in! I just be in the corner doin my thang while people die.

Gun play is so boring. People play like statues, and every time I play this game and try to do some movement it feels like I accidentally put on my nut socks cause my character is so stiff. Cold War is better, at least people aren't afraid to push up in that game.

Updated review now that I've hit 1,000 hours. Pubs feel sweaty sometimes, it's honestly a mixed bag. You'll have games where you get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on by 3 times Apex Preds, and other times you'll be playing with Little Timmy on his new budget gaming PC. Legends are somewhat balance this time around, can't really think of one that makes me mad. Maps are somewhat decent, Storm Point is nice. If Kings Canyon is on yeah just don't play.

I don't do much racing. I kinda just hop on this game to simulate an actual drive to clear my head. I hate women.

The music is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loud give me an option to turn down the sound.