A game where you can spam E to stroke ya thang? I'm all in! I just be in the corner doin my thang while people die.

Gun play is so boring. People play like statues, and every time I play this game and try to do some movement it feels like I accidentally put on my nut socks cause my character is so stiff. Cold War is better, at least people aren't afraid to push up in that game.

Updated review now that I've hit 1,000 hours. Pubs feel sweaty sometimes, it's honestly a mixed bag. You'll have games where you get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on by 3 times Apex Preds, and other times you'll be playing with Little Timmy on his new budget gaming PC. Legends are somewhat balance this time around, can't really think of one that makes me mad. Maps are somewhat decent, Storm Point is nice. If Kings Canyon is on yeah just don't play.

I don't do much racing. I kinda just hop on this game to simulate an actual drive to clear my head. I hate women.

The music is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loud give me an option to turn down the sound.

After watching my friend play this game for hours, we were excited when we got to the part where we get to see Polly and Ashley ♥♥♥♥. My chad friend picked Polly to have a outie. The boys and I were discussing if Polly was cut or uncut, and I was ready to joke about how Polly has an "uncut gem" (you know, like the movie). Finally, my friend completed the date. We edged each other for hours, ready to see Polly's penis. To our disappointment, there was no penis. Not even a buldge. Nothing. We nutted over ourselves in disappointment. We slowly DC'ed from the Discord call, cleaned up, and never returned until 2 days later. My disappointment is irmeasureable, and my life is ruined. Thank you.

I love taking pictures of that one character with the fat ass.

I play this game with my stinky games while I dress up in a cute wig and browse Discord topless pretending to be a girl.

Did the job.

A classic game that is still enjoyable and loved to this day. I also love the female anime mods with unrealistic proportions that are available by the great Left 4 Dead community.