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boi wtf is player of the week

ok now da plyer of da wek es spodonglarman

Fud, i'm here to take my rightful place as player of the week. If you willingly give it to me I will spare you but, if not, it will be taken with force.

I sexually Identify as Soldier 76. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sprinting around using aimbot to gun people down, screaming "TANGO DOWN" into my mic after every collateral. People say to me that being Soldier 76 is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install an augmented reality visor into my face, and Lockheed Martin design and build me a heavy pulse rifle with triple 70mm helix rocket clusters. From now on I want you guys to call me “John 'Jack' Morrison” and respect my right to kill and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a soldierphobe and need to check your soldier privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.