peggle deluxe is my religion

i genuinely believe that when i die i will undoubtedly be rewarded/doomed with an infinitely peggle-riddled existence

i've amassed nearly 66 hours of peggle deluxe on steam within the span of about a month. i likely have several hours of peggle played on other devices as well. i can't focus on school because i'm too busy imagining how awesome it'd be to earn my next degree in the peggle institute. peggle institute IS my school and it always will be. it will never stop. peggle deluxe never stops

i lost all my friends and resorted to playing peggle deep into the night. the ball and peg action never seizes to lift my spirits night and night again. i no longer need to love or hate real people. peggle gave me all the social interaction i needed.

Renfield Pumpkin is my best friend. Jimmy Lightning, Lord Cinderbottom, Splork Sporkan and Master Hu are other great friends of mine. Warren Rabbit and Claude Lobster are the awkward ones I only pretend to like when I need certain favors done. Tula Sunflower is the one I have an obsessive crush on, and Bjorn Unicorn and Kat Tut are the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ morons I've always hated

orange pegs, blue pegs, green pegs, purple pegs. so many pegs. peg peg peg peg. bricks even. this game had it all. it saved my life, both physically and socially. it got me through the dark times and I will never forget it. i will be playing peggle deluxe forever. 66 hours isn't enough. i need more. i need 66 thousand. million. quantillion. all the hours.
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