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ꨄ︎ LimeWire ꨄ Mar 2, 2023 @ 11:50pm 
Chris was very self-conscious about being a virgin, and frequently brought up the subject unprompted, even in casual conversation with people he had only just met. However, after being advised by his parents that it wasn't a good idea to mention that he was a VIRGIN WITH RAGE, he stopped this practice,[1] one of the few times he has learned from his mistakes.

In April 2012, Chris finally lost his virginity to a prostitute known as Mia Hamm. It changed nothing about Chris's life whatsoever.
toqyo Jan 26, 2021 @ 11:00pm 
welcome to the kum zone