HowToBasic
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New York, United States
Isha boy Hasselhoff here! Need a ride to Bikini Bottom? I'll carry your ass harder in my pecks than I will in CS:GO. Touch my pecks for free superpowers, and if you want to win a sporting event, just bring a framed picture of me in a speedo, and pray to me. This will instantly win you the game, causing the other team to forfeit out of fear. Fear Hassel, love Hoff. God bless Hasselhoff and thank you.
Isha boy Hasselhoff here! Need a ride to Bikini Bottom? I'll carry your ass harder in my pecks than I will in CS:GO. Touch my pecks for free superpowers, and if you want to win a sporting event, just bring a framed picture of me in a speedo, and pray to me. This will instantly win you the game, causing the other team to forfeit out of fear. Fear Hassel, love Hoff. God bless Hasselhoff and thank you.
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