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Every day I wake up and go work in my software developer job. I work for 10 hours every single day for [REDACTED] per month. The problem is that every day some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who uses an umbilical cord as some web swinging apparatus keeps speeding up to the top department and kills my boss. This has been happening for a few weeks now and every time it happens my pay gets ducked because the company needs to hire new replacements. I'm about to miss my rent and my wife keeps telling me that if I don't get my ♥♥♥♥ together she will move into the church from across the street. What am I supposed to do? That ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who keeps killing my boss always shouts something about "INVEST IN GAGA" and "CEO MINDSET". I don't have ten years for an investment plan, I need my money NOW. If I don't get my pay raised back to what it was before all of this, I'm moving to work for your competitors, so get your ♥♥♥♥ together.

Every day I wake up and go work in my software developer job. I work for 10 hours every single day for [REDACTED] per month. The problem is that every day some asshole who uses an umbilical cord as some web swinging apparatus keeps speeding up to the top department and kills my boss. This has been happening for a few weeks now and every time it happens my pay gets ducked because the company needs to hire new replacements. I'm about to miss my rent and my wife keeps telling me that if I don't get my shit together she will move into the church from across the street. What am I supposed to do? That asshole who keeps killing my boss always shouts something about "INVEST IN GAGA" and "CEO MINDSET". I don't have ten years for an investment plan, I need my money NOW. If I don't get my pay raised back to what it was before all of this, I'm moving to work for your competitors, so get your shit together.