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Recent reviews by STRAWBERRY LASER

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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Devs are geniuses, because with this DLC they truly give us the authentic experience of being a common medieval girl. The amount of suffering I went through only compares to how some random girl who cooked a bad dinner might have been treated somewhere around 1410.

Jokes aside, it’s trash. Not only do you return to Skalitz - which you’ve already explored during the prologue, - but for some reason a DLC about how Theresa escaped cuman attack doesn’t even start on the day of the attack, but a day before. Like… why? Henry genuinely asks her how she managed to escape, and she starts yapping about how she and Bianca went to the forest to gather some weed, did a bunch of mundane chores, went to bed, and only then woke up to their families being slaughtered.

You also don’t have a horse here. And every player who returned to Skalitz during the prologue remembers the wonderful experience of running for five straight minutes just to reach the gates. If you somehow missed that the first time - congratulations, now you get to do it again, but this time as Theresa. Very powerful meta-commentary on "A Woman’s Lot".

But when it comes to the attack itself… man. In a game where you can usually complete tasks in multiple ways, this DLC suddenly forces you down a single exact path for no apparent reason. If you don’t find the one correct route, you just fail.

It’s actually bad. Not worth it. Don’t play it.

Spoiler: Never introduce a dog companion in prologue that never makes it to the main game. Never. -10/10
Posted March 14. Last edited March 15.
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74.4 hrs on record (55.0 hrs at review time)
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Haven't had so much excitment since first subnautica and it says A LOT about this game. Take GoldSrc HL1 aesthetics as a base, add a drop of SCP and incredible map design and you will get a ton of fun in this game. Probably my most favourite survival game ever
Posted June 2, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
44.8 hrs on record
С релизом игра обогатилась новой частью с интересными и уникальными локациями. Всем рекомендую, отличный выживач
Posted November 26, 2022.
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601.2 hrs on record (97.6 hrs at review time)
Если ты фанат старых игр биоваров - не имей больших ожиданий. Игра классная, атмосфера ЗВ есть, но возраст и отсутствие игроков и новых идей все же сказываются
Posted November 25, 2020.
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358.4 hrs on record (298.6 hrs at review time)
Очень интересная(нет) игра с ответственным(нет) разработчиком, который постоянно(нет) поддерживает(нет) игру контентом, вместо того, чтолбы вводить новые ящики
Posted November 23, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
23.4 hrs on record (9.2 hrs at review time)
Лучшая игра ушедшего десятилетия!
Posted November 27, 2016.
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133.0 hrs on record (66.9 hrs at review time)
ПРЕКРАСНО!
Posted November 29, 2013.
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