🔞 ADULT: Id/iamStickers - High Quality

Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in His kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of meatman natural order.

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batteries are gud <3

My wife won't stop eating batteries

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Sometimes, i feel the passion in our relationship is gone. I want a break, it's not you, it's me. I wake up every morning and i look over at you and i know there's more for me. Our life has become routine, everything about it. When we first met, life was mysterious. The world was our oyster. Now we sit at home watching Bob's Burgers on Netflix. I want more, i need more. I love you and i always will, but i need the thrill in life that i don't feel anymore woth you. Don't take it personal. You were everything to me.