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1 person found this review helpful
23.1 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☑ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10
Posted March 17, 2025.
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9 people found this review helpful
65.2 hrs on record (65.2 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10


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Posted March 17, 2025. Last edited November 29, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
10.8 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
don pollo approved .

Get it
Posted December 31, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
21.3 hrs on record (15.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's worth the 2 bucks.

Absolute Cinema Game
Posted December 31, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
404.9 hrs on record (338.0 hrs at review time)
У меня здесь кошка. Проходящие мимо мужчины могут прикоснуться к ней и нажать "Нравится", чтобы погладить ее один раз.
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      /` ミ_xノ
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Posted July 5, 2024.
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486 people found this review helpful
51 people found this review funny
5
3
14
135.7 hrs on record
У меня здесь кошка. Проходящие мимо мужчины могут прикоснуться к ней и нажать "Нравится", чтобы погладить ее один раз.
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      />  フ
      |  _  _ l
      /` ミ_xノ
     /      |
    /  ヽ   ノ
    │  | | |
 / ̄|   | | |
 | ( ̄ヽ__ヽ_)__)
Posted June 22, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
30.9 hrs on record (25.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The game is literally one of the best unity engine games i've ever played , it's amazing how 1 person managed to do this wonderful game . I had to scream , laugh , fear , and many other stuff . This game is perfection for me, also huge thanks to people who did some mods for this game , sometimes it's better to play with mods just for fun!
Posted January 7, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,873.1 hrs on record (988.8 hrs at review time)
Imagine waking up in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ berezino trying to find your teamate. Dayz is something everyone needs to try . I suggest download couple of mods kinda like cassettes and stuff like this , for new players I suggest watching a tutorial before you play or try to find someone that could teach you.My expirience is really positive , thanks for a good game bohemia interactive . ( JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KIDDING FIX THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CARS!!!!! )
Posted November 27, 2023.
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