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12.8 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Nice
Posted August 13, 2025.
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831.7 hrs on record
UPD: Still not a single improvement for actual players, and more freezes and crashes.

UPD2: Still more servers must be added in EU and more Avoid List.

UPD 24.01.2026: Most of the QoL changes still pending, Last season I have experienced lots of crashed and sended alot debug info then uninstalled the game. Before that I have burnt out because this game attracted alot brainless players and I can not avoid most of them.

Drafting phase must be reworked, both team can ban same hero which is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Also 3 bans per team must be added, since drafting phase and a roster/comp is what separates between win/lose. Plus, ban phase must be available for everyone not Diamond+ only.

More servers must be added (Sweden and Finland).

Avoid player must be reworked, 3 players for 3 days is a joke. Since game is popular, it attracted a lot of braindead people with inflated ego. 50 slots starting from Bronze and lowering it down to 10 for above Grandmaster players (higher SR, lesser player avoid limit). At least 3-5 slots for permanent avoid, like you meet someone who is insanely toxic and you do not want to be in your team never again.

More hero proficiency levels must be added, LORD level can be achieved easily.

Skin prices either must be reconsidered or add color customization (preset or free selection).

Take responsibility for player's SR, if someone leaves, leaver must lose more SR points than rest of the team (does not apply for party queues). If cheater was detected in players previous matches, SR points must be refunded (if lost against him).
Posted December 15, 2024. Last edited January 24.
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1 person found this review helpful
366.7 hrs on record (62.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The feeling when you sail across the biomes with your friends and on Discord music bot is playing viking music.
Posted August 18, 2024.
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13.7 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
The best game
Posted March 21, 2024.
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261.1 hrs on record (40.3 hrs at review time)
Enemy team always somehow communicates better and play better :)
Posted February 20, 2024.
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0.8 hrs on record
Nope, trash game and always has been
Posted July 9, 2023. Last edited February 20, 2024.
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8 people found this review helpful
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14.4 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)
F#ck CS GO and DOTA, this is the best game
Posted February 15, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
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39.1 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
IDK, I like it
Posted December 11, 2020.
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19.8 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
The Game of the year

p.s. devs should improve network side of the game
Posted November 27, 2020.
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11.0 hrs on record
I really liked it
Posted October 18, 2020.
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