waterboy
New Jersey, United States

"You're my only true friend--you're the only one I can count on" -- Peter

"You're my only true friend--you're the only one I can count on" -- Peter
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swoop Jun 15, 2025 @ 8:44pm 
Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (also intelligent looking!) female. I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the chefs discord. I am quite popular around here in this server so if you require guidance please @ me. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers..So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me..a companion, a partner, perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play CS2? I am a CS2 master, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)
3.14 May 18, 2025 @ 9:15am 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
3.14 May 18, 2025 @ 9:14am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Roroflow May 11, 2025 @ 9:56pm 
Stupid
KLove Nov 5, 2024 @ 8:01am 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
groot Aug 6, 2024 @ 7:34pm 
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