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Welcome!! /) I'm just gonna throw some random things in here when I feel like it :3

《Shiny Natdex Progress: 750/1025 | 73.17%》
〈91.22% Pure〉
(Impurity = Pokémon w/ GO symbol)

“Be remorseful you little shít”

“That doesn’t trigger my response to care for it, it triggers my fight or flight response.”

“There’s m’ bucket.”

“You can see their balls raring to go.”

“I’m going to carve open your anus.”

“Shít bítch. Shít bítch.”

“I’m shoe.”

“Oh no! The big scary horse demon is coming for my ass.”

“Shargument.”

“I’m going to shove this sword so far up your ass you won’t be able to feel your feet.”

“I’m going to tear off your feet and feed them to the khajiit.”

"True words were never spoken."

“Scrotum lookin’ ass.”

“Some people don’t have a torso.”

“I’m going to get this to work, mark my words Zuckerberg!”

“I’m gonna turn you into an asshóle lasagna.”

“You dug too greep."

“I’m going to finger your organs out.”

“I need to be well oiled every now and then.”

“I need to have all hands on deck to make that noise.”

“Teethless spinal cúnt.”

“Inigo likes to play with his urethra.”

“Eye of Ender fender bender.”

“Sherlock and Holmes.”

“Yeah, you gotta shower, you stinky boy.”

“We do have the prequeque- the- er um prequeque-”

"*burps* I could taste grandma in that one.”

“Oh absolutely I’d go Homer on their ass.”

“I need to get down on my knees and beg God to stop giving me these challenges.”

"This should be enough to get the starm farted."

“Let’s ske-fúcking-diddly-daddle.”

“Rattle your testicles… rattle rattle… like a pair of maracas.”

"Ah who cares about lethal enemies, I'm gonna stick my díck in a glyphid's mouth."

“Enjoy your new home, Transformers Piss.”

"My piss is going to be monstrous."

"I'm a plain vanilla bítch boy."

“I’m actually attracted to punching things.”

“Free that child from the cóck-suckin’”

“Your third sense is going off.”