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... and then kept going.
Not like, a little uh oh burp, I mean, he full on man burped onto my clitoris while going down on me. I felt the hot breath on my hoo-ha ya'll. The scream I nearly scrumpt, bro.
I'm not going to lie, I was stunned. Stunned into starfish mode.
I was instantly a dry water slide. He had to use lube because my sex drive was gone. I WANTED to have sex with this man, I really did. I actually LoOkEd FoRwArD to this sex.
I was just so flabbergasted. I still am!
Not even a "I'm so sorry, excuse me!" I would've taken embarrassment. I would've accepted apologies. We could've laughed about it. But we didn't. Oh god. We didn't. And we ♥♥♥♥♥♥. And I put on my clothes, and I went home and showered.
I'm sorry, but the ick is real, and I will not be seeing him again.
At least say "excuse me!"
Jesus.
(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music plays
Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill trl ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chica all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his ding in BONNIE!
girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAA ITS FREDDY FAZBEAR PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GRT SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS
me strokes dong mmmm ya its fredy fazbear pizza with huge dings and blongs and bomgs and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!
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