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Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked Jul 19, 2024 @ 7:30pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked Nov 2, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked Aug 3, 2024 @ 11:52am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked Jul 28, 2024 @ 10:03am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked Oct 4, 2024 @ 7:35pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked Jul 9, 2024 @ 2:44pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked Aug 3, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked Jul 9, 2024 @ 3:05pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked Jul 18, 2024 @ 5:05pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked Aug 3, 2024 @ 8:16pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked Aug 3, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked Jul 28, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked Nov 2, 2024 @ 5:35pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked Jul 28, 2024 @ 1:50pm



Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times