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PaPa 【Ｂａｒｎｅｙ】 is an accomplished kids' program host, the critically-acclaimed Barney & Friends which aired (1992-2010). Throughout his showbiz career, PaPa 【Ｂａｒｎｅｙ】 has brought the smiles to more than 300 million children all across the globe of all genders and races.

After his retirement in 2010, PaPa 【Ｂａｒｎｅｙ】 started working on opening the world's first Modern Human Children Zoo, or as he named it:

PaPa 【Ｂａｒｎｅｙ】's Rehabilitation and Observation institution of ♥♥♥♥ sapiens Neonates, Children and of Age Minor.

Although met with a lot of criticism upon publicly announcing his intentions of as the media named it "the most inhumane project since the concentration camps of WWII", a heavy over exaggeration for sure. But when asked about his inspiration for such a project PaPa 【Ｂａｒｎｅｙ】 said: "He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future." A direct quote by Adolf Hitler.

Thankfully, PaPa 【Ｂａｒｎｅｙ】 found help in establishing this project in his most trusted ally Stevo "the Buckethead" Harvey who gladly provided the deeds and funded the establishment out of his own pocket, PaPa 【Ｂａｒｎｅｙ】 impressed with his loyalty, appointed him the highest chair in the board of directors and changed the name of the establishment in honor of his contributions to the more catchy:


For the past several years, The Human Bucket Co. has been involved with the most infamous underground circles. They are leading in human trafficking , sex trafficking and organ trade.

When asked about their ties to the underground, both PaPa 【Ｂａｒｎｅｙ】 and Stevo acknowledge their full involvement with these illegal activities, indicating the fact that they hold very damaging info on the higher-ups of all human rights foundations in the world as well as several world leaders. Many have also speculated them being supported by the Russian Supreme Leader Vladimir Putin.

Another thing to shed light on is PaPa 【Ｂａｒｎｅｙ】's generous donations to many children institutions be it hospitals, schools or nurseries. PaPa 【Ｂａｒｎｅｙ】 has always been kind to children despite the fact that more than 2947 molestation lawsuits were filed against him.

Whatever reason keeping their illegal activities from being stopped is still not completely known, but one thing holds true and that is PaPa 【Ｂａｒｎｅｙ】's visionary outlook on the future who has promised full-fledged human zoos with all races, ages and genders by 2077.

Being the most valuable player in the HumanBucketCo., having been the source of capital to establish the Bucket, The Buckethead needs to be investigated even further.


Looking for valuable assets to The newly created TheHumanBucketCo., PaPa 【Ｂａｒｎｅｙ】 helped by the counselling of the Buckethead instructed the help of the Meowscular Chef.

The Meowscular Chef proved through his exquisite knife-handling expertise and his notorious criminal record ranging from the two-faced handling of A-listers, who he very secretively used as human test subjects in his research and experimentation on "Secret Ingredients", all the way up to genocidal regimes and campaigns on less fortunate "human wildlife".

He proved a much needed talent to enhance the Company's wide range of employees by charasmatically acquiring the help of the homeless, arming them with the most modern and destructive bioweapons which obviously are in violation of the Geneva Convention.

Many theories have been put on the table regarding the origin of these devastating weapons, it was first suspected to be the fruit of Meowscular Chef's secret experimentation. The public opinion as to their source, however, has changed when evidence suggested a higher rate of infant mortality which indicates their possible use in manufacturing said secret weapons.

It is noteworthy to mention that found infant corpses lacked male genitalia and hearts which begs a multitude of questions shrouded in mystery, answers to which are yet unknown but undoubtedly are held by the most desirable piece of feline ass, Meowscular Chef.

After establishing themselves as the lead corporation in human trafficking, The Human Bucket co. was contacted by the highly-esteemed Japanese company Ichiban Holdings. Said company wanted to enlist the help of The Human Bucket for employment of cheap workers working under the minimum wage to maximize their profits.

The Human Bucket Co. thanks to this offer now enjoys 10% of Ichiban Holdings' net income and holds no less than 17.65% of the shares to this company. The Human Bucket Co. has been ultimately interested in the stories of 4 individuals employed under Ichiban:

1) Omelette the chicken , many shareholders were first baffled and offended when a chicken attended the shareholder meetings accompanying other employees, they later regretted these emotions severely for reasons we are legally and morally obligated not to share.

2) "The Pig" , actual name unknown or unimportant. The Pig was the most despicable employee of Ichiban Holdings back when it was nothing but a bakery. The Pig betrayed the company at its hour of need for a merely 15 thousand Japanese yen increase in his salary (the equivalent of 144.53 USD). His betrayal severely affected the production of the company.

That, however, is ancient past as The Pig was reemployed in Ichiban Holdings following its bloom and rise as one of the Top 50 companies of Japan. He now is one of the most productive employees and is regarded as a decent human being. A redemption worthy of novels and TV shows, but is it all as it seems?

It has been speculated that The Pig was let off from his other job by help of The Human Bucket Co., others say that his other job WAS at The Human Bucket Co. prior to their collaboration, but evidence has favored the former. Said evidence could very well be forged by the heads of both companies.

3) Jang, Unmeowscular Chef , the exact opposite of The Pig, Jang was quickly employed following the betrayal of The Pig to minimize loss and proved to be up to task. Sadly however, with the company's growth, he has only been declining in productivity and had the gall to ask for a raise when other employees clearly deserved it more. Jang has since been let off Ichiban Holdings.

4) MASTER SASAOKA , God's Greatest Gift, MASTER SASAOKA was always applying for Ichiban Holdings, but he was never hired, a mistake that was eventually fixed, if a little late. MASTER SASAOKA is the most wonderful human being to ever walk the earth. Upon his employment, he was immediately promoted to the highest rank achievable: Senior Director. He is a true model of success and his story inspired many blockbuster movies and biographies.

MASTER SASAOKA has offered next to no help to Ichiban Holdings, but it was clear to us that he was not there to work or do anything of importance, rather he was there to terrify employees of the fate that awaited them should they question the heads of the company. But the question should be asked: What is MASTER SASAOKA master of?

Our interviewers upon asking this question were quickly escorted out the company premises. What MASTER SASAOKA is a master of still to this day remain unknown even to his employers as the facts have stated.

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PaPa 【Ｂａｒｎｅｙ】 has also promised to help advance the medical field by a method he suggested and aptly named: Artificial Selection, where in human embryos will be scanned to identify any possible mutations or the possibility of the very troublesome Selection Shadow to take place and then terminate embryos whose possibilities of such occurrence is above the first percentile under strict margin of error and 2.5% significant level of testing involving the most advanced genome scanning techniques printing out results to the 55th significant figure.

PaPa 【Ｂａｒｎｅｙ】 also has hopes to engineer methods to cleanse the human population by selective breeding and scheduled pregnancy cycles in hopes of reducing the outrageous human population growth. When asked about his reasoning he calmly said: "Well, obviously, as anyone would say to such a question, quality over quantity." Later he proceeded to test the interviewer and saved his results to exterminate any embryos sharing at least 0.05 percent of his genetic code.

PaPa 【Ｂａｒｎｅｙ】 has also started conceptualizing models for sterilization machines that auto-detect bad and undesirable genes in individuals and neuters them according to said findings.

What 【Ｂａｒｎｅｙ】 seeks to achieve is nothing short of amazing and breathtaking, and as he stated time and again: "This is not the end, this is merely the start. The start of human race, no more will you suffer, no more will monkeys walk alongside us, no more will morons be allowed to live. It has gone for well enough, I will create a better future for those we deem worthy of being our sons and daughters."

As it always with the extraordinarily genius, shunned and cast aside, their opinions ignored and made fun of, this is what happened with PaPa 【Ｂａｒｎｅｙ】 when first he announced his plans. Yet his unwavering commitment and nerves of steel, alongside the support financial and emotional from his right hand man Stevo "The Buckethead" Harvey of Aryan descent just PaPa 【Ｂａｒｎｅｙ】 himself, have proved most crucial in dealing with the public opinion.

But history proves time and again the need for such people as our PaPa 【Ｂａｒｎｅｙ】, who through The Human Bucket Co. has promised many advancements in human life and the purification of the human genome of all that is undesirable, all he asks is a white child a day for reasons he refused vehemently to discuss with us.

私の名は『吉良吉影』
年齢33歳
自宅は杜王町北東部の別荘地帯にあり……
結婚はしていない……
仕事は『カメユーチェーン店』の会社員で毎日遅くとも夜8時までには帰宅する
タバコは吸わない
酒は たしなむ程度
夜11時には床につき必ず8時間は睡眠をとるようにしている……
寝る前にあたたかいミルクを飲み
20分ほどのストレッチで体をほぐしてから床につくと
ほとんど朝まで熟睡さ……
赤ん坊のように疲労やストレスを残さずに朝 目をさませるんだ….
健康診断でも異常なしと言われたよ
わたしは常に『心の平穏』を願って生きてる人間ということを説明しているのだよ……
『勝ち負け』にこだわったり
頭をかかえるような『トラブル』とか
夜もねむれないといった『敵』を作らない……
というのが
わたしの社会に対する姿勢であり
それが自分の幸福だということを知っている……
もっとも闘ったとしてもわたしは誰にも負けんがね

1) Baldur's Gate 2,
2) Fallout 2 then 1,
3) Planescape Torment (only the story ofc)
4) Pathfinder: wrath of the righteous
5) Divinity: original sin 2
6) Fallout: New Vegas
7) Morrowind
8) Witcher 3
9) Vampire the masquerade bloodlines
10) Yakuza 7
Let's see if bg3 can dethrone its predecessor (very difficult dc:50)