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8.6 hrs on record
"Garry's Mod," or as I like to call it, the game where you can do literally anything except make a decent cup of virtual coffee. This sandbox extravaganza is like Minecraft on steroids, with a touch of absurdity and a sprinkle of chaos.

First things first, there's no real goal in "Garry's Mod." It's like a digital playground where you make up the rules, and by rules, I mean launching toilets into the stratosphere with a makeshift rocket. The game gives you the keys to the creativity kingdom and says, "Good luck, don't blow everything up... or do, I'm not your virtual mom."

The graphics are, well, let's just say they won't be winning any awards for realism. But who needs photorealistic graphics when you can spawn a hundred rubber ducks and create a duck army to conquer the digital world? The intentionally wonky physics just add to the charm. It's like the game is saying, "Sure, you can build things, but don't expect them to behave like they would in the real world. This is Garry's world, and things get weird here."

Now, let's talk about the mods. Oh boy, the mods. "Garry's Mod" without mods is like a sandwich without fillings - it's okay, but it's missing that extra oomph. You can add everything from superheroes to Darth Vader to Thomas the Tank Engine. It's a virtual melting pot of pop culture, and the results are both hilarious and slightly disturbing. Just try not to get too attached to the normality of your game; mods will turn it into a circus in the best possible way.

The multiplayer aspect is where "Garry's Mod" truly shines. It's a digital circus where everyone's the clown, and the only rule is that there are no rules. You'll find yourself in epic battles, ridiculous races, and cooperative endeavors that make absolutely no sense but are ridiculously fun.

In conclusion, "Garry's Mod" is like that quirky friend who always brings something unexpected to the party. It's not about the destination; it's about the absurd journey you take, whether it's building a towering structure of randomness or creating a virtual puppet show with ragdoll physics. So, grab your prop gun, spawn some llamas, and get ready to laugh your way through the unpredictable madness that is "Garry's Mod."
Posted November 12, 2023.
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14.2 hrs on record
"Undertale" is an extraordinary game that blends unique gameplay, an engaging storyline, and distinctive humor. Instead of following traditional role-playing game conventions, "Undertale" gives players the option to interact with enemies and resolve conflicts without resorting to violence.

One of the game's most remarkable features is its sense of humor. Creator Toby Fox infused the game with witty dialogue, eccentric characters, and absurd situations. Some moments will have you laughing uncontrollably, while others provoke thoughtful reflection.

Gameplay-wise, "Undertale" offers a unique experience. You can avoid battles by engaging in conversations with enemies and persuading them to let you go. This creates a unique sense of morality and choice, influencing the ultimate progression of the storyline.

The musical score deserves special mention as well. Composed by Toby Fox himself, the soundtrack adds atmosphere and emotional depth to the game. The melodies are as diverse as the characters and linger in your memory long after completing the game.

"Undertale" is not just a game; it's an experience that leaves a lasting impact. Playful, clever, and unpredictable, this world offers a unique adventure and plenty of laughter.




Posted November 12, 2023.
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60.8 hrs on record
Dying Light is the game that shows you what it's like to survive in a zombie apocalypse, with a touch of humor at times.

Zombie Parkour: You'll feel like a comical parkour master as you leap over hordes of zombies and somersault across the rooftops of abandoned buildings. Who knew a virus could grant such agility?

Zombie Quests: You'll have to complete missions for the survivors in the city, and some of them can be downright hilarious. One might ask you to find far more coconuts than you ever expected in a zombie-infested world.

Nightmares: Nighttime turns the city into a genuine nightmare, and you'll discover that zombies are particularly afraid of flashlights. Instead, you'll be running for your comical life.

Crafting: You'll be crafting the most bizarre tools and weapons to survive. Sometimes, it feels like you've forgotten about zombies and are just making props for a theatrical performance.

Cooperative Survival: Teaming up with friends for survival is the best way to go. Funny moments become even funnier when shared with others.

In the end, "Dying Light" is all about comical survival in a zombie-infested world where every step can turn into a comedy. Just remember, laughter is your power in this apocalypse!
Posted November 12, 2023.
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186.5 hrs on record
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is a game that may lead you to question your life choices because Geralt, the main character, appears to be a more enviable man than you. Here are some humorous moments from this game:

Hair: Why do Geralt's locks always look flawless, even after battling monsters? It must be the secret to witcher hair care.

Romantic Relationships: You can romance various characters, but be prepared for Geralt to end up in the weirdest and most awkward situations.

Witcher Queue: Ever wonder why witchers always seem to wait in line to complete their quests? Monsters and witcher duties apparently have to take a number.

Gwent: This card game within the game can draw you in for hours, turning you into a true Gwent addict.

Monster Roasting: Geralt knows how to whip up a monster barbecue. Roasting monsters with a side of flames is his hobby.

Skellige Winds: The landscapes are impressive, but Skellige can make you endure a few storms and winds that will make you feel like a real Viking.

"The Witcher's Path": Navigation can get tricky, and you might have to explore the entire world before you find your desired location. Geralt could use a GPS.

In the end, "The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt" is a game full of adventures and unexpected moments, offering plenty of humorous situations and dialogues. You won't be bored while playing this role-playing game!
Posted November 12, 2023.
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880.6 hrs on record (363.6 hrs at review time)
Counter-Strike 2: Pencil Uprising is a game that transports the action to the office space and arms you with pencils and staplers. Here are some humorous moments from the world of this game:

Weapons: Instead of rifles and machine guns, you'll be fighting with pencil machine guns and paper grenades. Here, it seems like sheets of paper turn into deadly projectiles!

Teams: Your teammates are office colleagues, each with their own unique abilities. For example, someone might summon a morale-boosting office cat, while another is armed with a creative idea capable of defeating all enemies.

Corporate Missions: Exciting missions await you, such as "Battle for the Kitchen" and "Attack on the Conference Room." Here, you can showcase your office skills.

Graphics: Offices are filled with paper barricades, and desks are cluttered with pencils and pens, creating an incredibly comical atmosphere.

Emotions: From the joy of successfully capturing the printer to the frustration of a failed attempt at paper refilling, the game is filled with office-related emotions.

In the end, "Counter-Strike 2: Pencil Uprising" is a fun game that allows you to experience exciting office adventures and battles, full of laughter and comedic moments. Return to your office desk and show everyone who's in charge here!
Posted November 12, 2023.
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21.2 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
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Posted August 4, 2023.
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218.9 hrs on record
Apex Legends is the game that turns you into a true combat hero ready to jump into battle, even if you have nothing in your inventory but socks and a piece of cheese.

Characters: Here, you can play as a variety of characters, each with their own unique abilities. For example, Gibraltar can create his own shield, and Crypto can explore the game world with a drone as if he's taking a tour of the zoo.

Weapons: The vast arsenal includes both modern firearms and futuristic lasers. You can pave your way to victory with machine guns or run around with an energy sword like a true Jedi.

Shooting: Forget shooting from behind cover. Here, you can do somersaults, jump on walls, and behave like a true extreme sports enthusiast who accidentally ended up in battle.

Teams: This game is all about team battles, and you'll have to collaborate with your teammates like real superheroes. Sometimes the team will help you get back on your feet, and sometimes they'll just take your artifact and run away.

Victory: In "Apex," you either stay at the top and feel like the king of the arena, or you'll have to wait for the next match to try your luck again. In any case, there's always a chance for laughter and fun.

So, "Apex Legends" is the game where you can become a superhero even if you don't have superpowers. Have fun, shoot, and conquer the arena in this exciting and amusing battle!
Posted November 25, 2020. Last edited November 12, 2023.
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23.3 hrs on record
"Portal 2" – the game that takes the concept of 'thinking with portals' to a whole new level and adds a dash of hilarity to the mix. If you thought the first "Portal" was mind-bending, well, get ready to have your brain do somersaults in "Portal 2."

First off, let's talk about the protagonist – Chell. She's back, and this time she's armed with the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, or as I like to call it, the 'thingamajig that lets you make holes in walls.' Chell's deadpan expression and silent determination in the face of GLaDOS's madness are oddly amusing. It's like, 'Sure, I'll solve these puzzles, but can we speed it up? I have places to be.'

And speaking of GLaDOS, our favorite passive-aggressive AI is back, and she's sassier than ever. Her insults are so creative; I almost feel proud when she insults my intelligence. It's like being roasted by a highly intelligent toaster. "Oh, thank you, GLaDOS, I didn't know my inability to solve this puzzle reflected my upbringing."

Then, there's Wheatley, the lovable, bumbling personality core voiced by Stephen Merchant. Wheatley is your guide through the early parts of the game, and his comedic timing is impeccable. He's like the British sidekick you never knew you needed in a game about physics-defying portals.

The puzzles in "Portal 2" are both challenging and entertaining. It's like solving a Rubik's Cube, but instead of colors, you're rearranging reality. And when you finally figure out a particularly tricky puzzle, there's this sense of accomplishment that's almost as satisfying as finding a missing sock.

The co-op mode is a whole other level of insanity. Trying to coordinate with a friend through portals while simultaneously trying to sabotage each other is a recipe for both laughter and mild frustration. It's like being in a trust fall exercise, but with more portals and less trust.

In conclusion, "Portal 2" is not just a game; it's a comedic masterpiece with mind-bending puzzles. It's like a rollercoaster for your brain, and GLaDOS is the snarky announcer making fun of you the whole way. So, grab your portal gun, brace yourself for sarcastic AI banter, and get ready to laugh your way through one of the most ingenious games ever created.
Posted June 27, 2020. Last edited November 12, 2023.
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2,174.7 hrs on record (2,166.5 hrs at review time)
Dota 2 is a game that can evoke a lot of emotions, ranging from joy and excitement to the desire to throw your computer out the window. It's like a relationship with a mysterious lady: one day she smiles at you, and you feel like the king of the world, but the next day, she ignores you like a new meta in the patch. Here are some moments that can be compared to real life:Choosing a hero is like choosing a date. You pick something interesting and hope you won't regret it. The first minutes of the game are like the first kiss. You either feel like you're on the right track or realize you've been deceived. Matchmaking is like trying to find the perfect partner: sometimes you get lucky and find your dream team, and sometimes you encounter toxic players.
Ending the match is like ending a relationship. You either open champagne after a victory or console yourself with chocolate after a defeat. In summary, Dota 2 is a real rollercoaster of emotions where you can become a hero or a zero in the same game.
Posted February 26, 2020. Last edited November 12, 2023.
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