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8.6 hrs on record
"Garry's Mod," or as I like to call it, the game where you can do literally anything except make a decent cup of virtual coffee. This sandbox extravaganza is like Minecraft on steroids, with a touch of absurdity and a sprinkle of chaos.

First things first, there's no real goal in "Garry's Mod." It's like a digital playground where you make up the rules, and by rules, I mean launching toilets into the stratosphere with a makeshift rocket. The game gives you the keys to the creativity kingdom and says, "Good luck, don't blow everything up... or do, I'm not your virtual mom."

The graphics are, well, let's just say they won't be winning any awards for realism. But who needs photorealistic graphics when you can spawn a hundred rubber ducks and create a duck army to conquer the digital world? The intentionally wonky physics just add to the charm. It's like the game is saying, "Sure, you can build things, but don't expect them to behave like they would in the real world. This is Garry's world, and things get weird here."

Now, let's talk about the mods. Oh boy, the mods. "Garry's Mod" without mods is like a sandwich without fillings - it's okay, but it's missing that extra oomph. You can add everything from superheroes to Darth Vader to Thomas the Tank Engine. It's a virtual melting pot of pop culture, and the results are both hilarious and slightly disturbing. Just try not to get too attached to the normality of your game; mods will turn it into a circus in the best possible way.

The multiplayer aspect is where "Garry's Mod" truly shines. It's a digital circus where everyone's the clown, and the only rule is that there are no rules. You'll find yourself in epic battles, ridiculous races, and cooperative endeavors that make absolutely no sense but are ridiculously fun.

In conclusion, "Garry's Mod" is like that quirky friend who always brings something unexpected to the party. It's not about the destination; it's about the absurd journey you take, whether it's building a towering structure of randomness or creating a virtual puppet show with ragdoll physics. So, grab your prop gun, spawn some llamas, and get ready to laugh your way through the unpredictable madness that is "Garry's Mod."
Posted November 12, 2023.
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14.2 hrs on record
"Undertale" is an extraordinary game that blends unique gameplay, an engaging storyline, and distinctive humor. Instead of following traditional role-playing game conventions, "Undertale" gives players the option to interact with enemies and resolve conflicts without resorting to violence.

One of the game's most remarkable features is its sense of humor. Creator Toby Fox infused the game with witty dialogue, eccentric characters, and absurd situations. Some moments will have you laughing uncontrollably, while others provoke thoughtful reflection.

Gameplay-wise, "Undertale" offers a unique experience. You can avoid battles by engaging in conversations with enemies and persuading them to let you go. This creates a unique sense of morality and choice, influencing the ultimate progression of the storyline.

The musical score deserves special mention as well. Composed by Toby Fox himself, the soundtrack adds atmosphere and emotional depth to the game. The melodies are as diverse as the characters and linger in your memory long after completing the game.

"Undertale" is not just a game; it's an experience that leaves a lasting impact. Playful, clever, and unpredictable, this world offers a unique adventure and plenty of laughter.




Posted November 12, 2023.
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60.8 hrs on record
Dying Light is the game that shows you what it's like to survive in a zombie apocalypse, with a touch of humor at times.

Zombie Parkour: You'll feel like a comical parkour master as you leap over hordes of zombies and somersault across the rooftops of abandoned buildings. Who knew a virus could grant such agility?

Zombie Quests: You'll have to complete missions for the survivors in the city, and some of them can be downright hilarious. One might ask you to find far more coconuts than you ever expected in a zombie-infested world.

Nightmares: Nighttime turns the city into a genuine nightmare, and you'll discover that zombies are particularly afraid of flashlights. Instead, you'll be running for your comical life.

Crafting: You'll be crafting the most bizarre tools and weapons to survive. Sometimes, it feels like you've forgotten about zombies and are just making props for a theatrical performance.

Cooperative Survival: Teaming up with friends for survival is the best way to go. Funny moments become even funnier when shared with others.

In the end, "Dying Light" is all about comical survival in a zombie-infested world where every step can turn into a comedy. Just remember, laughter is your power in this apocalypse!
Posted November 12, 2023.
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186.5 hrs on record
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is a game that may lead you to question your life choices because Geralt, the main character, appears to be a more enviable man than you. Here are some humorous moments from this game:

Hair: Why do Geralt's locks always look flawless, even after battling monsters? It must be the secret to witcher hair care.

Romantic Relationships: You can romance various characters, but be prepared for Geralt to end up in the weirdest and most awkward situations.

Witcher Queue: Ever wonder why witchers always seem to wait in line to complete their quests? Monsters and witcher duties apparently have to take a number.

Gwent: This card game within the game can draw you in for hours, turning you into a true Gwent addict.

Monster Roasting: Geralt knows how to whip up a monster barbecue. Roasting monsters with a side of flames is his hobby.

Skellige Winds: The landscapes are impressive, but Skellige can make you endure a few storms and winds that will make you feel like a real Viking.

"The Witcher's Path": Navigation can get tricky, and you might have to explore the entire world before you find your desired location. Geralt could use a GPS.

In the end, "The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt" is a game full of adventures and unexpected moments, offering plenty of humorous situations and dialogues. You won't be bored while playing this role-playing game!
Posted November 12, 2023.
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