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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2025 @ 11:57pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2025 @ 12:14am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2025 @ 2:32am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked Apr 13, 2025 @ 12:21am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2025 @ 2:36am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2025 @ 2:47am



Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
0 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
4 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
0 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
0 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
0 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
0 / 30

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.