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This Padawan thinks he masters the Force, but in reality he's just a pro at controlling the couch remote.

When everyone's meditating, he's already Jedi-ing in the world of online games (or just trying to Force Push the remote that rolled under the couch).

In his head, lightsabers of ideas are being born, which for some reason no one appreciates (except his mom, who thinks you're just watching Star Wars for the 10,000th time).

At work, he's a master of disguising himself as a busy employee, while actually studying ancient scrolls on Wikipedia.

At the gym, he pretends to train like Yoda, though in reality he's just trying not to fall like Darth Vader on a slippery floor.

When he walks into a store, salespeople think he's a smuggler because he's always looking for discounts and promotions.

On social media, he posts only the best moments of his life, hiding that 99% of the time he's researching conspiracy theories about Sith and Jedi.

His motto: "I am the chosen one, they just don't know it yet" (except his mom, who knows you're chosen for doing the dishes).

In his heart, he sees himself as Luke Skywalker, though in reality he's more like R2-D2 — equally irreplaceable and with tons of hidden features.

And yes, he still believes his life will become part of the Star Wars canon someday, while currently settling for being a viewer in row 7 at the new episode premiere.