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i take a ♥♥♥♥; more like shart
ate a seashell like its mariokart
ate some beans, the reply was fart
they call me fat, cosplaying paul blart

i ate some soil
that caused some inner termoil
she invade my brain, like she's lookin for oil
i brought water to a rolling boil

i put my willy on her head, call that ♥♥♥♥ a hard hat
stole a slice of pizza, like a common subway rat
drive my car, ♥♥♥♥ aint a scat
they foiled my plans, drat

i got caught picking at an old scab
the way i dress, it's very drab
wave my hand, hail a cab
i pop a snitch, don't want him to blab

i eat food with a fork
they call me john pork
open wine break the cork
babies come from a stork

i have access to the tales of yore
in the mines, lookin for ore
my rhymes like birds; they soar
yo mommma a nasty ♥♥♥♥♥

roll a joint, smoke some weed
like the lorax, i knit some thneed
pants so wet, think i just peed
kachow. i am speed

i got ♥♥♥♥♥ that are yellow, they call me gru
run to the bathroom, need to take a poo
see the floaters are yellow, don't have a clue
call the doctor, he said it's the wrong hue

i'm the best rapper
diddn't wanna cap 'er
i waddle to the crapper
i feel very dapper

being autistic is part of my charm
eat that ♥♥♥♥♥ like chicken parm
plow her so hard I thought she was a farm
gotta get her a pill, they call me big pharm

my stature is spherical
my rhymes? lyrical
my words are satirical
but my vocabulary is a miracle