RezidentMeme
Everything is a trap.


Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality?

* Remember to lock down your privacy, as there's nothing worse than other gamers knowing what games you're playing.

* Buy old games on Steam for convenience and compatibility, and then experience the joy of them being censored, incomplete, or not working.

* You are renting your Steam library. You never owned it.

* When you have no gift inventory (RIP), you'll probably buy a lot less during sales.

* Since it usually takes more than 2 hours to see if a game is working properly, and you can't refund games in bundles if you played one of those games for 2 hours, the steam refund system is practically useless with bundles.

* Nobody cares how great think you are at X game when your personality is 100% cancer, and your main tactic is autistic screeching.

* Your personal achievements in games are not your personal achievements, they are achievements the game has preset for you. A personal achievement would be something you decide for yourself. Most preset achievements aren't even fun, they're just tedious, especially when the game is buggy or crash happy.

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Although I prefer the PC above all, I also play on these consoles sometimes:

Xbox One X
PS3/PS2/PS1
Wii/Gamecube


Everything is a trap.


Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality?

* Remember to lock down your privacy, as there's nothing worse than other gamers knowing what games you're playing.

* Buy old games on Steam for convenience and compatibility, and then experience the joy of them being censored, incomplete, or not working.

* You are renting your Steam library. You never owned it.

* When you have no gift inventory (RIP), you'll probably buy a lot less during sales.

* Since it usually takes more than 2 hours to see if a game is working properly, and you can't refund games in bundles if you played one of those games for 2 hours, the steam refund system is practically useless with bundles.

* Nobody cares how great think you are at X game when your personality is 100% cancer, and your main tactic is autistic screeching.

* Your personal achievements in games are not your personal achievements, they are achievements the game has preset for you. A personal achievement would be something you decide for yourself. Most preset achievements aren't even fun, they're just tedious, especially when the game is buggy or crash happy.

+++

Although I prefer the PC above all, I also play on these consoles sometimes:

Xbox One X
PS3/PS2/PS1
Wii/Gamecube


Climbing the Mountain
Let this be perfectly obvious: I have acquired my steam levels through hardwork and dedication over many exasperating years of faithful service. The sweat pouring off my brow is proof of this. :summer2019corgi:

I was actively involved in suggesting certain features for Homeworld Remastered Players Patch and CFE Patch Redux for Command & Conquer Remastered Collection. It's partly why they are the way they are today! :steamhappy:

I've programmed at least two video games before. One was released as freeware, but the other one never was, since it was never finished. However, it was used in a school project where I got an A+. The former was more of a philosophical RPG, and the latter was purely action/arcade. For privacy reasons, I don't link these here.