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Recent reviews by S@nViRTu$

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1 person found this review funny
17.7 hrs on record (17.2 hrs at review time)
This isn’t a game, it’s a cash grab dumpster fire.
Posted October 1, 2025. Last edited October 2, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
41.7 hrs on record (30.0 hrs at review time)
The best part of SS in my opinion AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa!!!
Posted September 14, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
The original stalker was much better...The character gets stuck in the same place, the picture twitches, the voiceover is mixed in different languages. Turned on the Russian language - the text in Russian, character voiceover in English and Ukrainian. Turned on English - the text in English, the voice of the characters in English, Ukrainian. What is this lame? I do not recommend, play the original parts with mods that look and work much better than this.
Posted June 2, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
5.6 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
The original stalker was much better...The character gets stuck in the same place, the picture twitches, the voiceover is mixed in different languages. Turned on the Russian language - the text in Russian, character voiceover in Russian, English and Ukrainian. Turned on English - the text in English, the voice of the characters in Russian, English, Ukrainian. What is this lame? I do not recommend, play the original parts with mods that look and work much better than this.
Posted June 2, 2025. Last edited June 2, 2025.
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5 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
Сырая шляпа.
Управление не удобное, нет никаких целей, просто сам себя развлекай. На данный момент не советую, возможно в будущем проект сможет вырасти во что то толковое, но пока что проходите мимо.
Posted April 18, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,111.4 hrs on record (894.3 hrs at review time)
I love butts, but but butts don't love me
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
Everybody just has a good butts
And we're gonna make you lose your butts
Slap it
Posted January 28, 2025. Last edited January 28, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3,266.0 hrs on record (874.7 hrs at review time)
I need more bananananas. If you have banananananas, please, donate me them. If you don't have banananas and you are reading this - then have a good day and may you have bananananas.
Posted January 21, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
82.8 hrs on record (82.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I bought it and fell right into the game for 56 hours. Didn't sleep, didn't eat, didn't bathe, the game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome. You have to buy it. I hope for further development and adding new game mechanics.
Score: 100 out of 10.
P.S. If a review gets 150 likes, 20 rewards and a developer leaves a comment on it, I'll stick my finger in my ass.
Posted August 19, 2024. Last edited November 27, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
18.4 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
За 3 часа я:
1) Получил 3.14зды от аборигена с двумя мечами
2) Получил 3.14зды от аборигена с арбалетом
3) 5 раз получил 3.14зды от роя пчел пока не догадался отбиваться от них огнём
4) Упал и сломал себе шею
5) Упал и сломал себе ноги
6) Получил 3.14зды от скелета
7) Получил 3.14зды от волка
8) Получил 3.14зды от аборигена лучника
9) Спас чела который послал меня в 3.14зду
10) Ударил бочку кувалдой, а она рванула как в DOOM и унесла мое тело взрывом на гору, забираюсь на которую я как раз получил 5 раз 3.14зды от роя пчел
11) Научился строить шалаши из говна и палок
12) Съел сырое мясо и сдох от отравления
В общем все как в реале, если вы такой же дохлый как и я и ежедневно получается 3.14зды от бомжей - то однозначно надо брать этот шедевр

Вкратце: 10 способов получить 3.14зды из 10
Posted March 20, 2024.
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333.5 hrs on record (325.9 hrs at review time)
Очередная фигня открытая на фоне, в которую заходишь 3 раза в день на 2 минуты) Жёсткий донат, ничего интересного)
Posted January 7, 2024.
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