roach_swalower
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So... I am new to CSGO. Yes. I have less then 800 hours.

When I first played on a ffa dm server, I kept going negative. So after a few games I now top frag every match. I main the B tunnel staircase and long doors.

If playing on Dust II and I am in upper tunnels stairs I can feel a player coming from mid doors , or if I am in lower tunnels I can feel hairs on the nape of my neck stand up when someone spawns in upper. I can feel the smallest things sometimes. It happens in other games, and it happens in CS:GO.

In competitive, A lot of people when playing with me ask " Why you walking up and down B tunnels" " We are planting A what are you doing". My answer is always, I am hunting. For some odd reason, I can always feel the ripple in the dust 2 spacetime when an enemy spawns.

I have been told, people only spawn once per round in competitive. MM doesn't have ( random spawn locations? ) predictable spawn locations. It is very simple and plain. I mean, its a fair argument, but no one has flat out told me why or given me evidence.

My question is... are my spawn camping methods... plausible? In real life, newborns all come from the same spot the vagina. it is very predictable and easy to spawn camp. I know CS:GO isn't real life, but It seems to be my only reasoning to this.

Suppose this isn't true and you think I am bullshitting though. Is there an article about the spawn system in CS:GO that explains it? And why is it that I can do it? Or is it that maybe I have fooled myself into thinking its true because It feels like other games and I just go with it?

I would love some input on this discussion, please.

Before you ♥♥♥♥ talk me, understand what i have been through. At the age of 7 I found out, confirming my suspicions, my mom was in fact gay. On my 12th birthday I found that my dad was bad.
So... I am new to CSGO. Yes. I have less then 800 hours.

When I first played on a ffa dm server, I kept going negative. So after a few games I now top frag every match. I main the B tunnel staircase and long doors.

If playing on Dust II and I am in upper tunnels stairs I can feel a player coming from mid doors , or if I am in lower tunnels I can feel hairs on the nape of my neck stand up when someone spawns in upper. I can feel the smallest things sometimes. It happens in other games, and it happens in CS:GO.

In competitive, A lot of people when playing with me ask " Why you walking up and down B tunnels" " We are planting A what are you doing". My answer is always, I am hunting. For some odd reason, I can always feel the ripple in the dust 2 spacetime when an enemy spawns.

I have been told, people only spawn once per round in competitive. MM doesn't have ( random spawn locations? ) predictable spawn locations. It is very simple and plain. I mean, its a fair argument, but no one has flat out told me why or given me evidence.

My question is... are my spawn camping methods... plausible? In real life, newborns all come from the same spot the vagina. it is very predictable and easy to spawn camp. I know CS:GO isn't real life, but It seems to be my only reasoning to this.

Suppose this isn't true and you think I am bullshitting though. Is there an article about the spawn system in CS:GO that explains it? And why is it that I can do it? Or is it that maybe I have fooled myself into thinking its true because It feels like other games and I just go with it?

I would love some input on this discussion, please.

Before you ♥♥♥♥ talk me, understand what i have been through. At the age of 7 I found out, confirming my suspicions, my mom was in fact gay. On my 12th birthday I found that my dad was bad.
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