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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 7:28pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked Jan 24, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked Aug 20, 2022 @ 9:40pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked Aug 18, 2022 @ 12:27am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked Aug 20, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked Aug 18, 2022 @ 12:27am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked Aug 18, 2022 @ 1:18am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 1:13am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked Feb 7, 2023 @ 10:28pm