🔞 ADULT: Id/tappajaav - Collection

I am very entertain, such footage, wow.

Click here to find out why you're a moron: ███████████████████████
Did you know that you can answer sarcasm with sarcasm?
Is it better to be bottom master or top b-i-t-c-h?
What if boggart met another boggart?
This isn't even my final form!


Don't remember, where I was
I realized life was a game
More seriously I took things
Harder the rules became

What care I for this mortal coil, where treasures are yet so frail,
for it is you that is my life blood, the wine to my holy grail,
and if I see the judgement day, when gods fill the air with dust,
I'll happily choke on your memory, as my kingdom turns to rust.

"hud_reloadscheme" fixes HUD if it goes funky
"load_itempreset 0" re-respawns you if you're inside spawn(especially good if you have it bound to a key and you're about to die inside a spawn)(you can also swap loadouts fast with load_itempreset 1/2/3)
"next_map_vote 0/1/2" with this you can vote next map in casual even if the interface is frozen
"retry" rejoins server, you can avoid autobalance with this
"snd_refresh" fixes broken audio



Happy un-birthday! Oh, it's your birthday? Happy birthday then!
Life is like a lucid dream - try to enjoy every part of it until the inevitable end.
 -me

Daniel Lange‎ : Who tf quotes themselves?

Nefarious ♥♥♥ Mastermind : wow Pallosalama, has anyone ever told you that your profile is really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cringe?

Baron One-Eye 31 May, 2016 @ 7:32pm
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When i was little boy, i had fear of sniper mains. I was told that they didn't feel any emotion and their hearts never beat. But i know the truth. At the moment of the kill, they are never more dank ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

sunny days are worst days : what are the perks of being a chat comedian

(TEAM) Polska Stonoga : pallo you are god

*DEAD* Youngsie97 : probably the most annoying scout i've come acrros :P

『Hawker』 : oh and i thought i was playing against a random yellow gibus scout

*DEAD* TSCOCT : PSY AS ME

Wassab YouTube: I am not toxic, you are just noob gamers

*DEAD* cXc : garbage?
[F.L]pallosalama-rah : yea
*DEAD* cXc : says the dude who's good with all classes D:


(TEAM) party : no wonder finnish people are hated on the internet

Wit : that scout might be cheating
*DEAD* chill aura : hes good
[F.L]pallosalama-rah : who
*DEAD* chill aura : hes not cheating

[F.L]pallosalama-rah joined team RED
You have switched to team RED and will receive 500 experience points at the end of the round for changing teams.
[F.L]pallosalama-rah : not the hikaru
*DEAD* Marlo : what do they even do
(TEAM) Consello d'Esfensa d'Ⓐragón : f1
*DEAD*(TEAM) [F.L]pallosalama-rah : what's up?
*DEAD*(TEAM) [F.L]pallosalama-rah : hard feelings?
jr : take up slots
Clover Ewing : not chiter
[F.L]pallosalama-rah : I got autobalanced and the first thing this angry soldier guy did was try and votekick me :D
jr : hoes mad as they say
*DEAD* Clover Ewing : kinda rude if you ask me
Marlo : unsportsman like
*DEAD* [F.L]pallosalama-rah : sure is
Consello d'Esfensa d'Ⓐragón : i'm not angry, literally i'm lol
*DEAD* Consello d'Esfensa d'Ⓐragón : hacker
*DEAD* [F.L]pallosalama-rah : That why you tried to kick me?
[F.L]pallosalama-rah : Never once did you call me hacker before I got autobalanced
*DEAD* Momma Duck : not angry, then imediatly acuses of hacking
*DEAD* Consello d'Esfensa d'Ⓐragón : the spy is cheating
*DEAD* Consello d'Esfensa d'Ⓐragón : not u
Marlo : one of those questions that will never be answered
*DEAD* [F.L]pallosalama-rah : That why you tried to kick me?


💙CatNap💛 : pallosalama look you earn ragebait you do degenerate stuff and i dont like it you act like let say you crying baby
💙CatNap💛 : pallosalama told you give up if have chance
💙CatNap💛 : pallosalama you act like crying furry prince degnerate
💙CatNap💛 : pallosalama stop bully me you know



cXc : it's the tide turner himself :s

Rhea Ripley's Simp : f1 he brings bots
Rhea Ripley's Simp : he brings bots
Rhea Ripley's Simp : f1
Rhea Ripley's Simp : he brings those never connecting bots
[F.L]pallosalama-rah was automatically assigned to team BLU
Rhea Ripley's Simp : aight
Rhea Ripley's Simp : u see that fl name in chat
[F.L]pallosalama-rah : hello
Rhea Ripley's Simp left the game (Client Disconnect)

medics, stop healing spys
then the enemy knows that they are an enemy
-JoaoTeia 2023


the point I was making is the message of what I said
-parkave2406, 2023

There must be a game. If there is no game there's nothing for me. -Crayak

“When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
C.S.Lewis

William Blake, 1757 - 1827
He who binds to himself a joy
Does the winged life destroy
He who kisses the joy as it flies
Lives in eternity’s sunrise

"See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... And one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend did not dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!'"
-The Killing Joke, Batman&Joker

"It would be better if there were fewer people on this planet."
"let it send this world back into the abyss."
"That is some deviant art"
Two bots in seebotschat

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
-Clarke's 3rd law

"He who is only an athlete is too crude, too vulgar, too much a savage. He who is a scholar only is too soft, to effeminate. The ideal citizen is the scholar athlete, the man of thought and the man of action."
-(allegedly)Plato

🌽 MESS 🌽 WITH ONE 🌽 STALK GET 🌽 THE WHOLE 🌽 MAIZE 🌽
-https://www.twitch.tv/amenityrs Nightbot

“If you no longer go for a gap which exists you are no longer a racing driver”
-Ayrton Senna



Would you like to widen your vocabulary with my stupid phrases?

Sucks to suck
I aren't think that <- grammar is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up purposely(HLTV users know)
Other team is so bad it's almost like they're not here at all(only used when there are no players on the opposing team)
"Why is the enemy camping their own spawn?"







get_rekt‎ : jonnka dont kill ur teammates

● ҜōթӁนҜ (◑‿◐)‎ : you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ shot at the model in the texture that is not shot through

(Counter-Terrorist) Cyxil‎ @ CT Start : a spider spawn on my keyboeard sry

*DEAD* attacked a teammate.‎ : UP IN THE ASS OF TIME

● *DEAD* choklad‎ : adofl hilter is best man

I aren't think that

ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

Leiska‎ : you molly and name me

*DEAD* BäR_fORcE-0nE‎ : awesome cs go experience
[spoile