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5,000 Hours of Pain and Questionable Life Choices
Recommended (but also please send help)

I have over 5,000 hours in this game. That’s not a flex — that’s a cry for help.

Dota 2 isn’t a game. It’s a psychological experiment run by GabeN to see how much suffering a human can endure before uninstalling... and then reinstalling 5 minutes later because "this time will be different."

Every time I queue ranked, I’m matched with:

a carry building Battle Fury on Crystal Maiden,

an offlaner who goes to the jungle at minute 2 and is never seen again,

and a support who types “ez mid” and proceeds to feed first blood to the enemy jungle camp.

Raising MMR? Forget it. It’s easier to become a brain surgeon during a hurricane than to climb out of this trench of despair.

At this point, I’m convinced Valve has sleeper agents installed in my team whose sole mission is to destroy my will to live.

Yet... I still play. Because deep down, I believe.
I believe that ONE DAY, I’ll get a good team.
(But not today. Today I got Techies mid again.)

10/10. Would ruin my life all over again.

5,000 Hours of Pain and Questionable Life Choices Recommended (but also please send help) I have over 5,000 hours in this game. That’s not a flex — that’s a cry for help. Dota 2 isn’t a game. It’s a psychological experiment run by GabeN to see how much suffering a human can endure before uninstalling... and then reinstalling 5 minutes later because "this time will be different." Every time I queue ranked, I’m matched with: a carry building Battle Fury on Crystal Maiden, an offlaner who goes to the jungle at minute 2 and is never seen again, and a support who types “ez mid” and proceeds to feed first blood to the enemy jungle camp. Raising MMR? Forget it. It’s easier to become a brain surgeon during a hurricane than to climb out of this trench of despair. At this point, I’m convinced Valve has sleeper agents installed in my team whose sole mission is to destroy my will to live. Yet... I still play. Because deep down, I believe. I believe that ONE DAY, I’ll get a good team. (But not today. Today I got Techies mid again.) 10/10. Would ruin my life all over again.