I’m back bitches
Shawn
Jacksonville, Florida, United States
"Oh Gooseland how we love you in the green grass and how you defend from the storks and peck at them with might" -Best Quote 2015

Errr, have you guys ever heard of the burning corn dildo? Its when you heave a 12 inch cob that youve boiled to 1000 degrees, and furiously rape yourself in a beautiful sensation of throbbing pain. Lubed up with high quality butter of course, thrilling your colon with every seductive stroke. The raging burning is totally worth the benefits of shoving a cob up your tantalized anus.
"Oh Gooseland how we love you in the green grass and how you defend from the storks and peck at them with might" -Best Quote 2015

Errr, have you guys ever heard of the burning corn dildo? Its when you heave a 12 inch cob that youve boiled to 1000 degrees, and furiously rape yourself in a beautiful sensation of throbbing pain. Lubed up with high quality butter of course, thrilling your colon with every seductive stroke. The raging burning is totally worth the benefits of shoving a cob up your tantalized anus.
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SlackBash Mar 31, 2024 @ 8:53pm 
aint no way
I’m back bitches Mar 28, 2024 @ 7:01pm 
respawned believe it or not
Gregorystevens Feb 17, 2021 @ 3:05pm 
no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way man
Egan Feb 12, 2020 @ 6:06pm 
bastard od'd
SlackBash Feb 6, 2020 @ 7:25pm 
sadly
GIHAD GERALD Dec 29, 2019 @ 4:26pm 
Did he actually die???