waffles
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The finest remaining waffle.
"Oh, and Freeman! If you pull this off, I might just forgive you for that microwave waffle debacle at Black Mesa."
The finest remaining waffle.
"Oh, and Freeman! If you pull this off, I might just forgive you for that microwave waffle debacle at Black Mesa."
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welcome to waffle 47
“Welcome... welcome to Waffle47. You have chosen—whether by destiny or divine hunger—to become part of one of the finest breakfast sectors known to mankind.

Here, beneath the endless glow of neon syrup lights, you will find purpose, you will find power, and above all—you will find waffles.

Let it be known: here in Waffle47, we don’t just survive. We soar on jet engines that breach gravity itself. Our pilots, clad in shimmering chrome and powered by a blend of technology and pure determination, stand ready to defend every stack and every syrup drip.

Whether you come here to work, to build, or to simply enjoy the warmth of a freshly buttered morning, know this:

You are part of something greater than yourself.
You are part of the syrup that binds us.
You are part of the legend that is Waffle47.

All hail the waffle, or you will become fused with the ground for some odd reason.

So, raise your forks high and your engines higher—because this is no ordinary city. This is your home.
Welcome. Welcome to Waffle47.”


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Agentgerbil Mar 13, 2025 @ 5:48pm 
COMPANION CUBEEEEEE!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!
waffles Jan 15, 2025 @ 5:01pm 
And glados will incinerate you. But it will be sucesfull this time.
Mr. Companion Cube (MCCT&G) Jan 15, 2025 @ 4:54pm 
yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
waffles Jan 13, 2025 @ 1:55pm 
Actually, Mr companion cube, I will throw you back down the shed.
Mr. Companion Cube (MCCT&G) Jan 12, 2025 @ 8:11pm 
yes but revive me in portal 2 at the end of the game where i come out the h=shed
waffles Jan 10, 2025 @ 2:18pm 
No, Mr. Companion cube, may i incinerate you?