pisslover
gamer extraordinaire
doctorate in being swag, PhD in comedy, professional gamer (I've actually never lost)
doctorate in being swag, PhD in comedy, professional gamer (I've actually never lost)
Currently Online
qualifications (in no particular order)
•professional gunsman for the us military (over 100 confirmed kills in call of duty)

•fastest man alive (closed out of a game within milliseconds of dying)

•know my way around the stock market (ive seen the wolf of wall street)

•multi-millionaire (in gta)

•owns multiple businesses (in gta)

•professional boxer and underground fighter (ive seen fight club)

•talented hacker (in cyberpunk)

•owner of a private island (in animal crossing)

•professional racer, winner of multiple world cups (in mario kart)

•various experiences with getaway driving and evading the police (ive seen drive)

•experience with space travel and vast knowledge of other planets (ive seen interstellar)

•world's smartest man (frequent scroller of instagram reels)

pc specs
nvidia geforce rtx 4070 ti
intel i7-13700kf @ 3.40 ghz
32 gb ddr5 4800 mhz
windows 11
Steam Replay 2025