sex ain't real
Jakob
South Carolina, United States
sometimes I make funny videos
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Neo-Luddite
Mongolian childrens cartoons

"I simply do not use brakes, why would I wish to slow down? So the CIA can sell me crack and children? No thank you!"

Kyrie, Eleison

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sometimes I make funny videos
Ｔｈｅ ｅｎｄ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｃｅｎｔｕｒｙ ｉｓ ｗａｉｔｉｎｇ ｆｏｒ
ｕｓ.

Neo-Luddite
Mongolian childrens cartoons

"I simply do not use brakes, why would I wish to slow down? So the CIA can sell me crack and children? No thank you!"

Kyrie, Eleison

☦︎
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sex ain't real Dec 24, 2023 @ 7:15pm 
+rep
really handsome but he won't call me back :(
firebug Jun 5, 2021 @ 11:58pm 
fatmagic moment
SirSandwich May 29, 2021 @ 10:08pm 
-rep terrible scout in MvM
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+rep amazing pyro in MvM
boss baby gaming Jan 24, 2020 @ 11:18pm 
you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.
halmisae Dec 31, 2017 @ 7:00pm 
Have a great coming year, friend! =]