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Balthamous Dec 23, 2025 @ 8:53am 
Santa requests if you insist on believing he's a home intruder every year that you use a nerf gun instead of buckshot. The elves have had to divert 20% of production this year into new suits due to the number of holes. Merry Christmas!
Balthamous Dec 23, 2024 @ 2:30pm 
Santa! The children, they've lit the beacon with milk and cookies, Christmas calls for aid! Merry Christmas!
Balthamous Dec 23, 2023 @ 9:16pm 
Santa saw what happened when you were sleeping last year and has had to attend psychological counseling all year. Merry Christmas!
Balthamous Dec 23, 2022 @ 3:21pm 
:Gifted:Merry Christmas ya filthy animal!:Gifted: