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It all started when I was about 10, or 9. My dad was playing Counter Strike Source on the family computer, and he left to go take a dump or something. Being the classic PC gamer he is, he didn't bother to log off the server he was on. I took my chance and jumped on. I was greeted by more than a glock and cursing teammates; I saw a beautiful spray that had half our team "distracted" in front of it. I've searched a good portion of the web for that exact picture, but I'll probably never find it again.

In a tragic turn of events, my mom came in and saw me with an AK 47 in hand, shooting the picture like everyone else. Thankfully, at this point, it was mostly destroyed by gunfire. However, I'll never forget what she told me next;

"What kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ forgets to buy armor?"

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