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I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my ♥♥♥♥, which by the way is 17 and a half inches. I didn't need to shower, because my body self cleanses and my pores emit the manliest cologne possible.

I got in my 2014 Lamborghini Murcielago and another one of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the Gallardo all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her.

She hopped on me and started riding my ♥♥♥♥ while I squeezed her tits and reved it up to 40,000 RPM as I drove with my knees. In three seconds, I arrived at the gym, which was fifty miles away. I threw the ♥♥♥♥♥ off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed.

My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy on top of my Bugatti, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my ♥♥♥♥ came within five inches of her ♥♥♥♥♥, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after I put it in. I came, and three hundred gallons of semen shot out. It landed in Ghana, and ended the drought.

I hovered into the gym, because the ground was too scared of my calf muscles to touch my feet. After benching seven thousand tons, I squatted four million kilograms. I started doing my four hundred laps around California, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels.

They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My ♥♥♥♥♥ in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the three second drive back home and I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of my house. These Lamborghinis have top notch brakes, you know.. I left her in the car and went inside to type this out.




i just had an argument with a girl i know. she was saying how it's unfair that if a guy ♥♥♥♥♥ a different girl each week he's a legend but if a girl ♥♥♥♥♥ just 2 guys in a year shes a slut. so in response i told her that if i key opens lots of locks its a master key but if a lock is opened by lots of keys its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ lock. that shut her up