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I DO NOT TRADE, DO NOT FRIEND ME FOR TRADES.
STOP ASKING TO BUY THINGS FROM ME, NOTHING IS FOR SALE.

Don't ask about Mr. Fun Teeth Wiggle Bone Skeleton Skull (My Mister Bones)

“Chris is the kind of man who digs wells in his living room, wages war against clocks, and values weird baby eggplant art.”
- Captainsauce 2020

"That's either a demon spawn or the neighbor's ginger kid, either way I'm gonna hit it with a crowbar."
- Captainsauce 2020