kahn
Sonnet
Richmond, Virginia, United States
Two things have traditionally puzzled vampire researchers. One is: why do vampires have so much *power*? Vampires’re so easy to kill, they point out. There are dozen of ways to dispatch them, quite apart from the stake through the heart, which also works on normal people, so if you have any stakes left over you don’t have to waste them.

~ Carpe Jugulum by: Terry Prachett

Two things have traditionally puzzled vampire researchers. One is: why do vampires have so much *power*? Vampires’re so easy to kill, they point out. There are dozen of ways to dispatch them, quite apart from the stake through the heart, which also works on normal people, so if you have any stakes left over you don’t have to waste them.

~ Carpe Jugulum by: Terry Prachett

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Jyll Sep 23, 2023 @ 8:43pm 
Ten years with no comments is TOO LONG!
Ichigo Sep 5, 2013 @ 12:21pm 
OMG you have....wait a sec...nevermind i thought it said Oregon Trail. It says Organ Trail! lol!
Writher Jul 14, 2013 @ 5:41am 
Comment!
Hedgepig Jul 27, 2010 @ 1:21am 
It says you are playing games... at 420am. Go to bed. :p
kahn Aug 11, 2009 @ 8:08pm 
....you suck. But also, you win!
Hedgepig Aug 11, 2009 @ 7:27am 
Just got immortal on Plants vs. Zombies. =)