Ranger 47
Max
Stoke-on-trent, Stoke-on-Trent, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
There's two kinds of people in this world. The quick and the dead. Which one are you?
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There's two kinds of people in this world. The quick and the dead. Which one are you?
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Level
13
Years of Service
800 XP
Currently Offline
Badges  6
Games  360
Inventory   
Screenshots  10
Reviews  5
Groups  7
War of Rights
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Sexy Grandmas
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Scissor Sisters Club
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Friends  40
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NIGHTGHФUL
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CommunistToaster
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ImOnTheEdge
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Groovy Kris
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Bxskey
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Real Beale
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Recent Activity
1.6 hours past 2 weeks
42 hrs on record
last played on Apr 14
Easy Red 2
Achievement Progress   19 of 33
+14
Review 1
5.7 hrs on record
last played on Apr 14
R.E.P.O.
21 hrs on record
last played on Apr 4
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Dark Crusade
Comments
Ranger 47 May 13, 2014 @ 4:17pm 
That is true sir
Mike May 13, 2014 @ 4:14pm 
I know I do. You always do when you have a ♥♥♥♥ like me.
Ranger 47 May 13, 2014 @ 4:06pm 
That was amazing! You've had an interesting life my friend.
Mike May 13, 2014 @ 3:28pm 
After that they asked for my name. And I told them it was Adm. Gen. Dr. Mr. Sir. Badass. Big ♥♥♥♥ Johnson at which they laughed at me until I gave them my Card of Badassitude and then they belived me and wanted me to run Al Queda and all of the North Korean Gulag/ Concentration Camp/ Slave Labor Camp/ Super Happy "Phun" Time "Summer" Camp/ Death Camps in North Korea and some in China, to which I replied "Well then my good vagina-eyed Korean friend I would be most kind to accecpt but I have toe job of running Putin's (Stalin's) Salt Mines and the best part is there is no salt in Russia (Soviet Union/ CCCP/ USSR) so the miners are just working their asses to death" at which we had a hardy laugh. Soon after I helped Adolf Hitler rise to power under the fake name of Henrich Himmler.



The End...
Ranger 47 May 13, 2014 @ 2:04pm 
what happened after that?
Mike May 13, 2014 @ 12:32pm 
One time in the year 1922 I found Osama Bin Laden working at 7/11 and selling porn mags to Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il, And Kim Joung Hard Un. So I politely asked them for a lighter and none of them had one.