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W̵̡̢̨̯̳̱̙͉̭͑̄͌̔̆̎̂͆̊̀̏̿͛͘ḧ̴̡̙̗̦̟̱̜̗̞̟̝̹͇̪̙́̏̌̓̊̆̾͊̉̽͐̍͠͝ơ̸̫͕̮̝̺̥̹̘͖̰̱̄͂̃͛̏̀̂̋̾͂̚͝ ̷̡̙̩̰͍̳̻̮̦̩͍͉̝̪̔̿̂̏̒̄͐̐͆̆͘͝ȧ̴̡̛͙̤̙̪̯̤͌̋͗͛͐̕͝͝ŕ̴̨̭̜̠͚͖̙͒͜͜e̶͓͂͂͐ ̵̢̧͇̰̩̣̹͍̙̇̋̓̽͐̍́̈̈́̿̓͘͝͠y̸͖̫̟̹͇͛̆̅̓͛̃͗̊͝ǫ̸̧̧̝̬̖̤͈̹̩̟̪̰̗̊̑̑̓̅͂͑̑͘ṷ̸̥̓̂̀̔͘̚
Ẉ̴̛̤̦̙̔̈́̌̆͌̓̐̽̈́̃̀̀̐͘͝͝h̷̢̡̟̲̺̟̞̖̖̙̥̤̮͉̥͔̓̎͝å̶̢͈͍͉̪̙̭̩͓̪͎̤̘̹̘̩̋̐̓̎͊̾̕͝t̵̡̨̨̛͇̻̫͙͓͙̞̣̥͇̭̟́͛̀̏͆̂̇̎̈́̋́̂͘ ̴̡̧̱͚̫̘̘̲͙̀̽͠ą̷͍̹͉̱̮̞̦̥͍͇͇̩̀̃͌̽͌͊͛̃̓̋́̾͘͘r̴̺̟̩̟̜̹̳͙͗̑́̍̌́̃̊ͅę̵̯͖͈̜̙̹͇̝̺͇̯̼̬̏͛̀́̿̌̑͋̌̈̂̓̒ ̴̰̍͛̑̂̌̒̏̆̆̂̓y̸̡̛͕̳̝̞̖̌͋͋̐̀̕̕͜͠͠o̴̡̢̘̫͈̠̳̗̞̟̦̔͑̌͐̊̀̏͗̅̕͠ų̷̼̖̬̹̙̮̝͉̜̫̼͛̄̾̄ ̶̢͍̬̜̙̫͇̤̖̰͙̯͔̰̋̈́̃̓̔͐͆̈́͒̇̊̇̀̕͜d̵̻͈͓͕̠̠̹̘͔͈̭̯̊̈͂́͌̔̾̃̈ͅȯ̶̖̿͗͌̑͗̈́̓ĩ̶̧̡̺̬̖̫̖̦̗͔̱̣̜̀͊̽͗̚ͅṋ̴̮̲͚͌́͛͗̔̍͒̎́̈̔̒̈́̅͠g̶̡̖͍̖̬̤̰̎̇̿̈͑͑̌͑̄͊̍̕͝͝ͅ ̷͓̺̌͛̇͆̋͒̈́̔͛̏͂͆h̷̨̨̢̟̯̖̠̠̫̖̺̞̘̒̃̂̑̓̾̅̉͂̚è̴̟̺̥̣̻̠̞͔̩̒́͊̓̋͘r̸̤̖̩͉̮̯̰̱̱͈̠͒̔͗̋̐̈́̀̓͊̿͊̍͝͠ͅe̶͈̙͔̳̩̼͇͓͔͕͉̎̽̐͋͌̇͐̆̌̐̏̚̚͜
Ẅ̷̧̢͓̍͘͘͘h̴̻̹̭̄̍̽̿̚ä̵̺̝̝̯͕́ẗ̴̰͔́͒̈̿ͅ ̶̠͓̝͍̑̈́͆͠ḁ̸̟̯̈͑̿r̴͙͓̺̲͕̋̍͊̓͝é̸̙͖̞́͐̃͘ ̷̻͌͂̃y̴͚̋̌̔̌ȯ̷̡̤̜͒͘͜u̴̼̤̫̼͔͒͝ ̴̢̺̝̈s̵͔͖̬̥̳̐́̒̚e̵̬̺̓̈́̈̆̿ä̵͎̣̲̼̠́̐ŕ̵̘͉̐̓̐͋c̶̳̗̪̊̔h̴̔ͅi̸͕̤̳͓͑̇͌͠n̶̛͎̩̞̖̿̊̔g̸̪̙̮̜̩̈́ ̶̛͙̥̎̀̇f̸̫̥̮̈͗o̶͓͍͕̓̂r̶͙̃́̈́̐
W̵̡̢̨̯̳̱̙͉̭͑̄͌̔̆̎̂͆̊̀̏̿͛͘ḧ̴̡̙̗̦̟̱̜̗̞̟̝̹͇̪̙́̏̌̓̊̆̾͊̉̽͐̍͠͝ơ̸̫͕̮̝̺̥̹̘͖̰̱̄͂̃͛̏̀̂̋̾͂̚͝ ̷̡̙̩̰͍̳̻̮̦̩͍͉̝̪̔̿̂̏̒̄͐̐͆̆͘͝ȧ̴̡̛͙̤̙̪̯̤͌̋͗͛͐̕͝͝ŕ̴̨̭̜̠͚͖̙͒͜͜e̶͓͂͂͐ ̵̢̧͇̰̩̣̹͍̙̇̋̓̽͐̍́̈̈́̿̓͘͝͠y̸͖̫̟̹͇͛̆̅̓͛̃͗̊͝ǫ̸̧̧̝̬̖̤͈̹̩̟̪̰̗̊̑̑̓̅͂͑̑͘ṷ̸̥̓̂̀̔͘̚
Ẉ̴̛̤̦̙̔̈́̌̆͌̓̐̽̈́̃̀̀̐͘͝͝h̷̢̡̟̲̺̟̞̖̖̙̥̤̮͉̥͔̓̎͝å̶̢͈͍͉̪̙̭̩͓̪͎̤̘̹̘̩̋̐̓̎͊̾̕͝t̵̡̨̨̛͇̻̫͙͓͙̞̣̥͇̭̟́͛̀̏͆̂̇̎̈́̋́̂͘ ̴̡̧̱͚̫̘̘̲͙̀̽͠ą̷͍̹͉̱̮̞̦̥͍͇͇̩̀̃͌̽͌͊͛̃̓̋́̾͘͘r̴̺̟̩̟̜̹̳͙͗̑́̍̌́̃̊ͅę̵̯͖͈̜̙̹͇̝̺͇̯̼̬̏͛̀́̿̌̑͋̌̈̂̓̒ ̴̰̍͛̑̂̌̒̏̆̆̂̓y̸̡̛͕̳̝̞̖̌͋͋̐̀̕̕͜͠͠o̴̡̢̘̫͈̠̳̗̞̟̦̔͑̌͐̊̀̏͗̅̕͠ų̷̼̖̬̹̙̮̝͉̜̫̼͛̄̾̄ ̶̢͍̬̜̙̫͇̤̖̰͙̯͔̰̋̈́̃̓̔͐͆̈́͒̇̊̇̀̕͜d̵̻͈͓͕̠̠̹̘͔͈̭̯̊̈͂́͌̔̾̃̈ͅȯ̶̖̿͗͌̑͗̈́̓ĩ̶̧̡̺̬̖̫̖̦̗͔̱̣̜̀͊̽͗̚ͅṋ̴̮̲͚͌́͛͗̔̍͒̎́̈̔̒̈́̅͠g̶̡̖͍̖̬̤̰̎̇̿̈͑͑̌͑̄͊̍̕͝͝ͅ ̷͓̺̌͛̇͆̋͒̈́̔͛̏͂͆h̷̨̨̢̟̯̖̠̠̫̖̺̞̘̒̃̂̑̓̾̅̉͂̚è̴̟̺̥̣̻̠̞͔̩̒́͊̓̋͘r̸̤̖̩͉̮̯̰̱̱͈̠͒̔͗̋̐̈́̀̓͊̿͊̍͝͠ͅe̶͈̙͔̳̩̼͇͓͔͕͉̎̽̐͋͌̇͐̆̌̐̏̚̚͜
Ẅ̷̧̢͓̍͘͘͘h̴̻̹̭̄̍̽̿̚ä̵̺̝̝̯͕́ẗ̴̰͔́͒̈̿ͅ ̶̠͓̝͍̑̈́͆͠ḁ̸̟̯̈͑̿r̴͙͓̺̲͕̋̍͊̓͝é̸̙͖̞́͐̃͘ ̷̻͌͂̃y̴͚̋̌̔̌ȯ̷̡̤̜͒͘͜u̴̼̤̫̼͔͒͝ ̴̢̺̝̈s̵͔͖̬̥̳̐́̒̚e̵̬̺̓̈́̈̆̿ä̵͎̣̲̼̠́̐ŕ̵̘͉̐̓̐͋c̶̳̗̪̊̔h̴̔ͅi̸͕̤̳͓͑̇͌͠n̶̛͎̩̞̖̿̊̔g̸̪̙̮̜̩̈́ ̶̛͙̥̎̀̇f̸̫̥̮̈͗o̶͓͍͕̓̂r̶͙̃́̈́̐
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Ticown Jan 16 @ 11:33am 
hey dude
"by all means" is an anagram of "all my beans"
Bonnyman Dec 20, 2025 @ 2:49am 
Who watches the watcher you say ??? Maybe the security cameras that films you peaking through the gate of the elementary school?

Last time i remember this guy telling me that they were ranking all the girls in his class before he expelled the D tier because she asked him a question about the homework he gave them.
Naelys Nov 15, 2025 @ 1:33pm 
Nuke
Ticown Nov 11, 2025 @ 4:50am 
Hey bro hear me out, I know we haven't spoken in a while but I need your advice. There’s this vtuber I watch, my crush, I guess, but she doesn’t really know I exist irl (i'm a tier 3 sub tho).
The other night I asked chatgpt what kind of sauce I should put on my egg burger. It told me mayo, mustard, and lemon. So I made it. Sat there in my kitchen, eating it alone, imagining it was her discharge, watching her stream in the background. And for some reason, it felt…comforting? It felt like it wasn’t just a meal, but like it was a moment we were sharing, if that makes sense?? How should I approach her? I know where she lives since I've followed her back from cons quite a few times but it would be odd for her I think to see me at the door. What can I do to push our relationship to the next level?
Bonnyman Nov 10, 2025 @ 3:56pm 
Ah yes, a true gentleman of the digital coliseum. Not merely a gamer, but a franchise cornerstone, a man forged in loading screens and raised by victory themes. While others touch grass, he manages the ecosystem. While others aim, he calculates hitboxes spiritually.

A distinguished entity, walking the mortal plane like a limited-edition collector’s item with maxed stats in aura, discipline, and impeccable vibes. Some chase greatness — he lets it spawn on him naturally.

To witness him play is to study a masterclass. To speak to him is lore expansion. To doubt him is simply low render distance.

10/10 — would queue into existence again. A legend, a lifestyle, a save file you never delete.
Ticown Aug 11, 2023 @ 10:25am 
In a world where your follicles play hide-and-seek, behold the realm of your shining dome!
Your scalp, my dear friend, is a shining testament to follicular independence.
A canvas kissed by the sun, reflecting its envy in dazzling brilliance.
It's not merely baldness, it's a follicular power move – nature's way of saying, "I need no roof!" And oh, the convenience! No bad hair days, no need for a windproof hairdo. Your scalp stands fearless against all the elements, a beacon of "bald and proud."
So, here's to your scalp, a masterpiece of minimalism, a playground for the sun, and a reminder that true radiance comes from within!