🔞 ADULT: Profiles//allcomments - Uncensored 2025

hey dude
"by all means" is an anagram of "all my beans"

Who watches the watcher you say ??? Maybe the security cameras that films you peaking through the gate of the elementary school?

Last time i remember this guy telling me that they were ranking all the girls in his class before he expelled the D tier because she asked him a question about the homework he gave them.

Nuke

Hey bro hear me out, I know we haven't spoken in a while but I need your advice. There’s this vtuber I watch, my crush, I guess, but she doesn’t really know I exist irl (i'm a tier 3 sub tho).
The other night I asked chatgpt what kind of sauce I should put on my egg burger. It told me mayo, mustard, and lemon. So I made it. Sat there in my kitchen, eating it alone, imagining it was her discharge, watching her stream in the background. And for some reason, it felt…comforting? It felt like it wasn’t just a meal, but like it was a moment we were sharing, if that makes sense?? How should I approach her? I know where she lives since I've followed her back from cons quite a few times but it would be odd for her I think to see me at the door. What can I do to push our relationship to the next level?

Ah yes, a true gentleman of the digital coliseum. Not merely a gamer, but a franchise cornerstone, a man forged in loading screens and raised by victory themes. While others touch grass, he manages the ecosystem. While others aim, he calculates hitboxes spiritually.

A distinguished entity, walking the mortal plane like a limited-edition collector’s item with maxed stats in aura, discipline, and impeccable vibes. Some chase greatness — he lets it spawn on him naturally.

To witness him play is to study a masterclass. To speak to him is lore expansion. To doubt him is simply low render distance.

10/10 — would queue into existence again. A legend, a lifestyle, a save file you never delete.

In a world where your follicles play hide-and-seek, behold the realm of your shining dome!
Your scalp, my dear friend, is a shining testament to follicular independence.
A canvas kissed by the sun, reflecting its envy in dazzling brilliance.
It's not merely baldness, it's a follicular power move – nature's way of saying, "I need no roof!" And oh, the convenience! No bad hair days, no need for a windproof hairdo. Your scalp stands fearless against all the elements, a beacon of "bald and proud."
So, here's to your scalp, a masterpiece of minimalism, a playground for the sun, and a reminder that true radiance comes from within!

Picture this: a perfectly smooth, shiny scalp glistening in the sunlight, radiating power and determination. It's not about the hair on your head, but the fire in your soul. Baldness is an invitation to embrace your true self, to strip away the frivolities and declare to the world, "This is who I am!"

No longer bound by the chains of hair care routines or bad hair days, the bald man roams freely, his head a symbol of liberation. He laughs at the wind, as it caresses his bare scalp, reminding him that he's unstoppable. No comb, gel, or hairspray can hold him back; he's unburdened by the constraints of hair follicles.

But it's not just about the aesthetics, my friend. Being bald is an undeniable mark of confidence. When you embrace your baldness, you project an aura of self-assuredness that captivates the masses. People can't help but be drawn to your magnetic presence, your bald head becoming a symbol of authority and strength.

me bald