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“I tell you naught for your comfort / Yea, naught for your desire,
Save that the sky grows darker yet / And the sea rises higher.”



The Source-Error's Apprentice:

That old Source-error has vanished;
In an update, gone away!
All the graphics glitches banished,
My commands Steam will obey.
Every single nook and cranny
That this platform use, I know;
And with these achievements canny,
Gaming prowess I will show.

Come, old boom-stick, you are needed,
Take these shells and blast them round you!
See! The pixels they have bleeded!
In streets of Ravenholm, I've found you.
Blast the legs! They cannot stand!
Add a headshot for good measure.
The headcrabs made them less than man -
and the horde hides lambda'd treasure.

See her, toward the portals racing
The game was free with Steam from Dell;
Through the chambers, Rattman chasing;
Escape this nightmare Android Hell!
Timer running - see her hasten!
Those medals make me rant and rave...
Turretfire - into the basin!
...better load that recent save.

Ah, the worlds Valve has mastered
Make PCs a boon once more!
See, they save and process faster!
My mouse is ready - off to war!
Ever new, the online mail;
Every one, by Gaben read.
We ask for 3's, to no avail,
Curses be upon his head!

Brood of G-man, you're not mortal!
Is waiting strategy, or blunder?
We want Half-Life, and more Portal!
Listen to the voices thunder:
"Hats are L33T, and zombies scary,
But sequels bring a greater thrill!
And even though we're trolled by Gary,
We have waited, and are waiting still!"

"He'll return, the crowbar swinging!
Combine slain, with no remorse!
Hear the adulations ringing -
Resurgent lambda's second Source!
So! Spread misinformation, Wheatley!
Tempt us at those VGAs.
For when it comes then, oh-so-sweetly,
We'll see the end of endless days!"

These games, they run; becoming better -
from 2K, Valve, and Enix vying.
The digital tide that naught can fetter!
...though Call of Duty's always trying.
At E3, we are STILL excited.
With every breath, we ask for more.
And though our hope seems unrequited,
We'll wait, encamped in Steam's dark store.
Freeman fans won't be ignored.