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Congrats on surviving another trip around the sun without rage-quitting life completely. I gotta say, for someone like yourself, it’s impressive you haven’t been banned by reality yet. Not sure if I should be proud or concerned. 😏

This next year, may your loot drops be legendary, your hitboxes forgiving, and your RNG-esus actually kind for once. May your enemies miss, your teammates carry less, and may you never, ever accidentally fall into a pit you could’ve seen from a mile away.

I would’ve bought you a gift, but Steam Wallet can’t fix your glaring life mistakes. So here’s my contribution: eternal mockery, occasional wisdom, and a permanent spot in my friends list.

Have a day full of memes, FPS highs, and zero 404s in real life. Don’t forget to eat something other than energy drinks and regret. And if the cake is bad, blame the devs.

Happy birthday, you absolute unit. 🕹️💥

—queergate

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