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It was found in a cave off the coast of Atlanta... They found it feeding off the wool of a sheep... All the while, he had not attempted to eat the actual sheep. Taking note of it's miniscule intellect, townspeople tried to lure it out of the cave. After 7 long years, they got it out, only to find that it was a liberal. So it became a public enemy, and went on the run for a few years, until they managed to arrest it on the terms of Public Nudity. When it was in jail, it became close with a black man who loved mice, who named it Shobby. They even went as far as making friendship bracelets, which ended in Shobby being violated by his fellow prisoners, many times. In the end, this 'Shobby' was sent to the chair, of which it believed to be a roller coaster. When they realised that it couldnt pay them back, after the chair had been found in a sheep's rectum, somewhere near Toronto, the Warden, personally escorted Shobby to the City of Brisbane, where it had to take part in infomercials. Shobby is now At the Ripe age of Fifty Eleven, and lives with it's 17 cats.