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First things first:
Reading on your own Risk! Im not Responsible for any Physical or Mental damage you'll take from this very senseful text!

- Here a few reasons why you should not add me: I have Ebola, HIV, Leukemia, Herpes and the list goes on. Also, I am like these unpredictable super villians from the movies who shoot their own people cause they dont listen. So dont add me. I can't be arsed to click ignore on every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ request, it hurts my precious index finger.


- First thing you need to know about me.... I'm going to rape you and throw you into the Sewers if you Randomly send me a Friend Request. Seriously.

- Obsessed is a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated.

- I hate trading. Trading is for gay people. I dont trade, im straight.

- And here's something for you moralizer: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥[Insert your Country/Race here]
Recent studies have showed that there are some people out there who can't tell the difference between me being serious or me being sarcastic. To those kind of people I want to say: "Suck my Dumplings!", Thank you!

- Han Solo shot first!

-Don’t ever pay people out or put people down. Instead just put yourself up and let the haters do their thing. Id rather be a person that’s hated on, than a person that does the hating.

- I dont like Furrys or Bronies. At least not the male ones. They make me want to give up faith in humanity. Them Erp'ing bronies should really consider getting a girlfriend for ♥♥♥♥ sake. If I see one of "Your kind" posting anything anywhere regarding me, I swear to the flying spaghetti monster I will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ find you and chop your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ balls of to serve them to you on a sliver platter.

But dont get me wrong. If you dont Erp with other teenagers on the internet or you dont hate everyone who doesn't like MLP or Furrys, youre more than welcome to build up a new civilization with me, far off in the Jungle, where none of those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will ever reach us.

[Yes there are exeptions in the brony fandom, just sadly not enought]

-There are normal people. There are try hards. There are hard ♥♥♥♥♥. Then there are sick ♥♥♥♥♥. Sick ♥♥♥♥♥ are the best, friendly, sexy, aesthetic, party hard and live it up without being staunch and get along with everyone.

~ "Gabbagandalf Auf der Flucht is the best"