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Chicago, Illinois, United States
First, hire a private investigator, and pay them a sum of money to track down the home address of the person who scammed you.
Second, acquire a means of transportation to their place of residence, as well as some hydrofluoric acid and a hacksaw.
Third, travel to their abode, and violate their cranial cavity with a kitchen whisk.
Fourth, use the aforementioned acid and hacksaw to dispose of the corpse.
Fifth, go into their Steam account and gift everything they own to yourself.
Sixth, languish in the spoils of your vengeance.