Jorkflopingbird
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Id generally consider myself a straight man with mild romantic interest in men(Ryan Gosling, Leonardo DiCaprio, & Jake Gyllenhaal to name a few). But not generally sexual at all.

but something about carti, and his voice, it sets something off in my head. it makes me want to kneel and submit like a dog that’s been properly trained by its owner. it’s like whenever he speaks, my brains focus is completely shifted to him. i can’t think of anything besides him and his wonderful voice. i imagine him saying my name, holding me, whispering into my ear, rubbing my back.

anyway, that’s just how I've been feeling since music dropped. was wondering if anyone felt the same way. <3 u all, even the 5’11s.:steamhappy:





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Id generally consider myself a straight man with mild romantic interest in men(Ryan Gosling, Leonardo DiCaprio, & Jake Gyllenhaal to name a few). But not generally sexual at all.

but something about carti, and his voice, it sets something off in my head. it makes me want to kneel and submit like a dog that’s been properly trained by its owner. it’s like whenever he speaks, my brains focus is completely shifted to him. i can’t think of anything besides him and his wonderful voice. i imagine him saying my name, holding me, whispering into my ear, rubbing my back.

anyway, that’s just how I've been feeling since music dropped. was wondering if anyone felt the same way. <3 u all, even the 5’11s.:steamhappy:





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Herdle Mar 19 @ 1:02am 
+rep pops out to every function and shows up to every hangout :steamhappy:
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Jorkflopingbird Mar 19, 2024 @ 9:05am 
who even are you
Herdle Mar 14, 2024 @ 11:10pm 
Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favourite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually get disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for it? Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it.
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