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I hate fat people.

I can't describe how much I hate fat people. Everywhere I go all I see is obese fatties, its rare if I ever see someone skinny anymore. Its repulsive, not just the sight of them, but the smell. Look, I can understand gaining some weight in the last year due to everything shutting down, even I started putting on some pounds, but when I noticed how chubby I was getting I nipped it in the bud. I just stopped eating like ♥♥♥♥ and magically I was skinny again after a month. These people are the most entitled people on the planet. They want the world to revolve around them, and it probably will once their weight reaches a point where they create their own orbit. They claim its impossible to lose weight. Just stop drinking soda and start moving around an hour a day. For ♥♥♥♥♥ sake these pigs are probably the sickest people on the planet, we should honestly force them all into fat-camps. If there were no fat people the world would be a better place to live.

Hear me out. There was this 4chan post that talked about something like this. Basically, you debeak an octopus alive and have it do the gluck gluck twisty motions and have it consume your seaman. Your seaman, being the only source of food, trains the octopus to constantly seek out your hose. Let’s say your seaman doesn’t have enough nutritional value so you just toss a couple of dead fish there or something after releasing. Octopusses don’t have a warranty but they can last up to 5 years.

My questions are: Will this actually work? How will the octopus react? Will it feel good?

Thanks!

this guys gaming chair is a 22 inch dildo

When I get a boner, my penis curves upward. In addition, it stands at about a 45 to 60 degree angle to the floor. It hurts to push it down and it is impossible to make it parallel with the floor. Why? And can I fix it? Or make it not hurt or closer to horizontal?

Edit: it would seem the general consensus is that there’s nothing wrong with my fertility rod. And to those saying it’s peyrones diesiese, I will keep that in mind, but I don’t think that’s it, or at least not what causes the pain. The erection itself isn’t painful, the pain comes from the base when I push it downward, not from the curve.

Is it normal to suck on your girlfriends nipples to fall asleep?

Wasn't sure where to post this, so I hope here is fine.

My girlfriend asked me out of nowhere why I never suck on her nipples to fall asleep. I was confused and told her that I'm not an infant any more and I don't really need that to fall asleep. She told me that this is something her ex-boyfriend used to always do which I personally find very weird. I told her that this doesn't sound like normal behaviour to me but she felt like I was just being defensive and refuse to be vulnerable and 'less masculine'.

Which is why I just wanted to know if this behaviour is in fact 'normal' or at least common.