⚡ NEW: Profiles/ - Collection

Family Man: (sings) Once when we were watching Sunday football, a fuzzy screen was all that we could see. Whitey came over with hanger and spent the game on top of a TV. And then lightning struck him. He let out a wicked, loud yell, but we just turned up the volume and ignored the burning smell— We should all rot in hell!

[The old lady from “Davey’s Song” and the mall stands up and starts reminiscing about a prank she played on Whitey back in high school]

Old Lady: (sings) I went to high school with Whitey. As a joke I told him to “Meet me at the prom.” When he got there, I told him “I can’t believe you thought I was serious.” So he ran home crying and slow danced with his mom.

Davey: (sings) What a crushing blow to Whitey. I bet you wish you can take it back!

CDW: (sings) How could you be all so mean to Whitey? Seems to me you are all on crack!

[The homeless man gasps]

You're watching Adventure Call.

My name is Falconhoof and I will be your guide on your quest.


Greetings, Line 3, what is your name, traveller?


'All right, Falconhoof, my name's Robbie.'


Greetings, Robbie, and are you ready to begin your quest?


'Aye.'
Very well, let us begin.


Wait for me!


Ah, Jingle, will you be joining us?


Yes, Falconhoof, no adventure is complete

without jingle hat and jingle feet.


Then I better introduce you.


Travellers, meet Jingle, the jester.

Greetings, travellers. I am Jingle.


Quick of wit, I'm fast and nimble.

Many jokes and many quips have passed between my funny lips.

By poking fun and making merry, our journeys won't be half as scary.

So don't be timid, don't be nervous, Jingle's 'ere, at your service.


'Kill jester.'

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥

THE MERNDA LINE WILL SINK THE MERNDA LINE WILL SINK

epic dog runout fail

unlucky bruz