7
Products
reviewed
68
Products
in account

Recent reviews by ThatGreenMann

Showing 1-7 of 7 entries
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
154.1 hrs on record (147.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
"What a Disaster of a Game!"

I honestly can’t believe how much hype this game gets. BattleBit Remastered is nothing more than a frustrating mess. Sure, the low-poly graphics might give you a bit of nostalgia, but they don't make up for the countless issues plaguing this game. First off, the game tries way too hard to be a "throwback" to older FPS titles, but it ends up feeling like a cheap knock-off instead.

The gameplay? Pure chaos in the worst possible way. The massive player count (up to 254 per server) sounds great on paper, but in reality, it’s just a cluster of random gunfire, no strategy, and absolute mayhem. Teamplay? Forget about it. There’s no way to communicate effectively with that many people, and coordination is an afterthought. You’ll find yourself just running around mindlessly, hoping you don’t get killed by someone hiding in a corner.

Don’t get me started on the performance. Even with decent hardware, the game stutters and lags constantly, and the low-poly art doesn’t help distract from the fact that it's a technical mess. Optimization is a joke, especially when you’re supposed to be enjoying a smooth FPS experience.

The weapons and classes feel shallow, and the hit detection is awful. How many times have I shot someone in the face, only for them to turn around and instantly kill me? It’s beyond frustrating. Vehicles are clunky and nearly impossible to control, making them more of a hindrance than an asset.

The maps are huge, but they’re just filled with repetitive environments and boring design. The game tries to be tactical, but the lack of meaningful objectives and a real sense of direction make it feel like an endless grind with no reward.

Overall, BattleBit Remastered is an absolute waste of time. It’s a broken, unpolished mess with no real purpose or enjoyment. There are far better FPS games out there that actually deliver on their promises. Don’t fall for the hype—this game is just not worth your time.
Posted July 7, 2025.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
49.0 hrs on record (19.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Cool game can get boring some times.
Posted December 2, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
221.4 hrs on record (70.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The updates are cool, and they activly are lisening to their community. Awsome devs highly requmend. The only thing that could make this game better s voice chat.
Posted November 23, 2021.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
2 people found this review helpful
456.4 hrs on record (414.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game once was a game that kid would want to play for hours but now this game is a game that once me to cry for hours becuse of how nerfted and downgraded it has become from its once huge glory. DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!
Posted April 28, 2021. Last edited November 6, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
40.7 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i love the game but it is the ai on the table it s unfair becuse the troop spawner is closer to thir side
and the ai are too hard like i said i love te game but i fell like this shold be fixed
Posted July 30, 2020. Last edited August 6, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
246.4 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
awsom game survil comes out soon
Posted May 2, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1,937.4 hrs on record (200.5 hrs at review time)
this game is a cool game if you like rust and dont have the monny to buy it then play this game it is like a repluca of it or if you like to build or surrvie or pvpv it is good for that to
Posted January 4, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
Showing 1-7 of 7 entries