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After playing this game for enough time you eventually realize that you are stuck in an infinite loop where you are forced to listen to the popping sound of balloons till the day you die. You then must submit to the fact that if you play this game you have forfeited your chance of having a normal life as you must eat, sleep, cry, ♥♥♥♥, and piss monkeys. The sheer joy i get after spending thousands and thousands of money on defenses, yet still destined to die do to that one balloon that slips through your impenetrable defense causing your body to go into organ failure. Not to mention the fact that every second that you play this game, your chromosomes are unraveling and re-forming themselves until you are nothing but a reprogrammed oblivion NPC that cant say anything other than "Quincy, Son of Quincy". Now as you sit there and listen to your wife as she leaves you and takes the kids, all you can think about is weather you should place a farm or a dart monkey, only to realize that you failed to purchase the necessary defense required. You are then forced to restart the Entire run, but you must restart your heart do to the palpitation that every player gets when they catch a whiff of themselves after not showering for years on end.