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Popple: What an emotional reunion! Oh, WAH! My hankie is sopping wet with tears! Boo-stupid-hoo! You! Red! I've been waiting for you to arrive, see? Oh, yeah! I went and found me a rookie, hear? One that'll take you down for me, see?
Birdo: Darling! What's all the ruckus? Oh. why must THEY be here? Why can't we be alone, darling, speaking the language of love?
Popple: Wh-Who are you calling "darling"?!? N-Now is not the time to be doing this, see? This uh... dame passed my audition perfectly, see? She's my all-new, bigger-and better rookie, Birdo!
Birdo: Darling... Don't call me Birdo... Call me Birdie!
Popple: ...I don't care about names, see? Ha HA!!! I'll show you! Ya hear? You'll be all bamboozled, see? With my rookie's new power...You'll see what I mean!
Birdo: Yes, the power of love!
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Popple: AARGHH! QUIET! Stop freaking me out! I don't care what kind of power it is! Any kind will do! I will destroy you, see? DESTROY YOUUUUUU!!! Yeah, here comes destruction, ya couple of knuckleheads!

Popple & Rookie Battle OST...

Popple:...Hack! ....Hork! ....Hufff! Y-You!!! Look at you! Pathetic! Your're useless, see? You... You're fired!!!
Birdo: Are... Are you saying that was all my fault?!? Ooh!!! Shocking, I say! *Proceeds to hit Popple out of Teehee Valley*
Popple: AAAAAAAAA!!!